Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML
Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
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Top comments
jtconcord 7
They probably used the pillow cases to haul the loot out. The deodorant is just freaky!
smurfsarwales 9
With the crisis, pillowcases are hard to find now a days...
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Comments (208)
toriori57 0
Maybe it was a hobo lol
chellencheez1 1
I was robbed a few years ago. They take the pillow cases so they can carry your stuff out in them.
SkardeyKat 3
I guess they were working so hard toting all that stuff out of your house, they needed a little deodorant refresher.
turtles69 0
y would u have a ps3
DomainError 5
He should've left the PS3, it's useless anyway...
toohottiedottie 2
Um, the stinky robbers used pillowcases to transport your junk, duh!!!!
jaderosaley 0
Obviously they got sweaty from putting all of your stuff in pillowcases
julieseattle 4
They use the pillowcases to carry your stolen items. Same thing happened to me. They also looked through my pills including hormone pills. God.
chane1100 6
Im sorry to hear, that you had a PS3... :( Now you can get an xbox360 though:)
strawberryspacejam 11
they took ur ps3? ur ****** and u certainly wont want a wii or xbox