Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML
Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
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Top comments
jtconcord 7
They probably used the pillow cases to haul the loot out. The deodorant is just freaky!
smurfsarwales 9
With the crisis, pillowcases are hard to find now a days...
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Comments (208)
FUCKNAMESBREH 0
Pillow cases to carry it, that ghetto technique bro.
itsmedc93 7
he probably used the pillowcase to put all the stuff in. depending on the size of the case.
doogy15 11
Sounds like a mother and son Job to me lol
tesneemalgahim 0
they probably needed the pillow cases to put ur things in it.
megan_lovee 0
why didn't yu have yur cell with yu??
CeeMonster 5
ps3 sucks! Get xbox!
bananagurl17 0
Worked up a sweat stuffing all your expensive belongings into the pillowcase!
lifeisbutadream3 0
They used the pillow cases as shopping bags. That's exactly what they did.
alex6946 10
I like when my pillowcase is cold :)
krdeveny 0
Pillow cases where to carry your stuff