Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
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Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
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Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
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Top comments
jtconcord 7
They probably used the pillow cases to haul the loot out. The deodorant is just freaky!
smurfsarwales 9
With the crisis, pillowcases are hard to find now a days...
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Comments (208)
missymattison 6
Obviously they used the pillow cases to carry out the stuff and while taking your stuff worked up a sweet and needed the deodorant
BlAzEtHiS 0
They took your pillow cases for something to put the rest of your stuff in. Something similar happened to a guy I work with, but they took his suit cases and duffle bags.
lies_ah 3
sounds like an ex girlfriend is pissed at you! took the deodorant to remind herself of your smell... and the pillowcases smelt like you too.. or to carry stuff in Like everyones saying!
doooook_fml 4
The pillowcase makes a handy-dandy loot bag - it's tough and won't tear, and you call fill it up with all the goodies. As for the deodorant, hey - I was all out of pit sauce and yours was right there.
mushroompizza 3
How... did... you... put that on here?
dhollis61 1
The burglars used the pillowcase to put your stuff in and they smelt bad so they used deodorant to make it smell better. That's all to it.
GDIZZLE93 11
It was Santa Claus! Don't worry OP, he'll bring them back on December 25th :)
be123 6
Secret admirer?
anne4704 0
What do you think they carried everything in? The pillow cases. Lol idk the deodorant
Cheerieful_fml 2
What? You dont want him to smell nice? You know how hard it is to get a good nights sleep?