Today, I found out that last summer while my girlfriend worked on a Disney Cruise ship, she cheated on me with Tarzan. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
Today, my fiancée informed me she wants us to go on a cruise for her birthday. I replied, "Ahhh cruise ships, the Walmart of the Seven Seas." She threw a mixer at my feet and told me I ruin everything. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 7 years has been cheating on me with my friend's 18-year-old sister, took her on the vacation we planned, and will be starting with my company next week. FML
Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, thanks to a friend's TikTok account. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML
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neko_ceko 3
Who can resist Tarzan?
elisabethecstasy 0
Tarzan has that whole half man half monkey look going on many girls like. It was inevitable.
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Comments (145)
HannahBabe 0
bummer
MacOSXpert 7
I don't blame her, Tarzan is hot.
Starchild21 3
Wow no more Disney movies for you. ____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
Mustardnight 3
Well, this kinda reminds me of the dude from hangover. Dude 1: She cheated on him with mickey! Dude 2: Mickey!? Op: It was tarzan goddamnit, tarzan!
shadow455 2
no she cheated on him with a bartender thats why he says she ****** a bartender it doesnt say mickey in the movie
inconvienentgurl 0
lol @ #69 @ #77 Most people would guess and know that he's making it so that it goes w/ the OPs FML and you can figure that out w/out even having seen the movie... @ O.P. sorry bout your luck but Tarzan does get All the Janes ;)
Mustardnight 3
So young, 77, so young.
bigone135 0
ur cute wanna be penetrated by ten inches
bigone135 0
hannahbabe your hot ever been penetrated with ten inches cid:169B8251-E0EA-4419-AFD5-6C8F52882F8B
drummaboya 0
wow Disney wins again on the brainwashing front....... damn you zac efron......
matt5217 4
1 is hot
ZTB13 4
Wow, this is getting awkward... Let's tone it back a bit shall we?
blakehilli8 0
second
neko_ceko 3
Who can resist Tarzan?
jessxoxo28 5
agreed- he's my fave in disney, who could resist him?
krazygirl100 9
ya he is so hot
krazygirl100 9
yep
twiride 12
I hate when that happens
elisabethecstasy 0
Tarzan has that whole half man half monkey look going on many girls like. It was inevitable.
Matt_Lord_Of_The 3
this one made me giggle
pickledfishlips 0
hahah. i guess he's just wilder than you
Az_Qtee 0
shes a ***** you dont deserve her! besides maybe you could hook up with a jane you never know!
jerryk 2
Agreed! It's like loyalty is a thing of the past
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
Could be worse; at least it wasn't Mickey Mouse! XP
shortlife 0
hahahaha
FMLable 0
well, he does have abs…
perdix 31
Looks like Jane likes to swing on Tarzan's vine. It coulda been worse, she could have hooked up with The Beast. It's not just the head you see that is enormous and misshapen. He would have completely deformed your girlfriend's cooch. Why do you think Beauty hangs out with him?
ily1210 10
this comment made my day !
gareshmear 0
she deserves to have her cooch deformed!
mk58 31
I'm sorry, but "cooch" just made me spill my tea on myself.
padlarf 14
Lots of women use a Tarzan, or so I heard...