Today, I came back to my room and sat down at my desk to find pile short, curly hairs on it. Neither me or my roommate have curly hair, and it isn't mine. I think he trimmed his pubes over my desk and forgot to clean it up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML
Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. I'm blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML
Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML
Today, I found out that whenever my roommate's friend-with-benefits comes over, he uses my bikini trimmer to shave his pubic hair. I've been using that trimmer for months. FML
Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML
Today, I was laying in my bed and discovered a couple of stray black hairs scattered about. This was odd considering I have light strawberry blonde hair but I forgot about it only to later see my hair brush have more of the same black hairs. I live alone. I'm scared. FML
Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML
Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML
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Top comments
FYLDeep 26
Make him a bowl of chili with a new secret ingredient.
CallMeHush 1
At least they weren't on your pillow.
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Comments (81)
coolster56 0
lol
TurtleHabitat 0
atleast he didnt do it in pubic. I mean public.
vergaso 0
nice 1 haha
drewbell 0
9 fails...epically.
vergaso 0
don't be jealus that u thought of it but he rote it faster
StoryOfTheYear 15
why would he sit down at the desk if there were pubes on it?
RaptorJeezus 1
Make him a mayonnaise sandwhich, extra sticky!
adrifter 0
Hes a homosexual. Wear an ass guard to sleep
KotaPuppy 0
Yeah cuz, yaknow, the only thing wrong with that is that he didn't clean them up. Not that he was shaving his pubes onto your desk.
Peter_File 0
I don't know how this could have made it through moderation... it sucks.
RuukasuNinja 0
yeah Iean who hasn't trimmed there pubes over something like that... well... does your girlsfriends bed count? lol jkjk
greendaygirl999 5
Moderators these days... this FML fails epically
wironandine 8
You do. *****
blademaster23 0
Thats yummy i shave mine in the shower tell ur room mate to do that next time!
vergaso 0
haha happens to me wit som1 else
FYLDeep 26
Make him a bowl of chili with a new secret ingredient.
ohSNAPyall 27
heheh nice one that'll be $10
sucks2_beyou 0
eww thats gross!! lol
Fodace 4
South Park
skyttlz 32
lol ew
hudahoe6894 0
eeeeewwwwwww!!! that's like so gross you have a serious talk with your roomate
CallMeHush 1
At least they weren't on your pillow.
ShatteredDreams8 0
why should it make a difference if they are a girls pubes?
aardvarkish 17
American Pie comes to mind...
sugarbabyxoxo 2
all pubes are gnarly hahahha doesn't matter who there on! lol besides balls tend to get shit on them I've seen, have you ever watched jackass when he puts his balls on the ice sculpture and there is shit on it after hahah. so either or that's sick! hahah