Today, I came back to my room and sat down at my desk to find pile short, curly hairs on it. Neither me or my roommate have curly hair, and it isn't mine. I think he trimmed his pubes over my desk and forgot to clean it up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML
Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. I'm blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML
Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML
Today, I found out that whenever my roommate's friend-with-benefits comes over, he uses my bikini trimmer to shave his pubic hair. I've been using that trimmer for months. FML
Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML
Today, I was laying in my bed and discovered a couple of stray black hairs scattered about. This was odd considering I have light strawberry blonde hair but I forgot about it only to later see my hair brush have more of the same black hairs. I live alone. I'm scared. FML
Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML
Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML
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Top comments
FYLDeep 26
Make him a bowl of chili with a new secret ingredient.
CallMeHush 1
At least they weren't on your pillow.
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Comments (81)
chasecobra 0
snickerdoodles what has grammar got to do with a fml??
CallMeHush 1
It makes them easier to read?
eukaryote101 0
snicker your attempt at being witty fails EVERY time
Withired_Away 0
snick stop trollin
skyttlz 32
it's hard to read with a lot of errors. I have to sound out misspelled words
iLoveJoseph 0
i made an FML account having to make a new email and everything.. JUST to call snickerdoodles a BITCH! ii can rite howevr the f i wnna rite.. and if i would like to write gramtically correct i would. butttt not if ur gonna btch about it cuz in the world of the internet.. when does grammar EVER matter?? and who cares?? at ALL?
sugarbabyxoxo 2
ilovejoseph, It really doesn't matter because it's the Internet... butt you look so ******* stupid when you spell like that... I have some spelling mistakes butt I try lol I don't talk like this: hay yuu wutz up, yur sooooo kewl LAWLZ. idiot.
FYLDeep 26
#12 "juice" means afterbirth? Oh yeah I just said that now deal with that image.
TrollHunter 0
**** you snickerdoodles your a TROLL moderate this bitches!
sum1savemeh 0
lol^^ you first must worship sirin bow down
kooner55 0
snickerdoodles is a troll says TROLLhunter
MakaPaka_fml 0
yeah... trollHUNTER... but I'm not siding with trollHUNTER just pointing out the fact that you didn't read his full name before contradicting him.
sugarbabyxoxo 2
grosss ahahah
iLoveJoseph 0
i dont write like that haha bt i dont write super proper either=| it gets annoying..
eriinbaby 0
ewww
sugarbabyxoxo 2
how does spelling properly get annoying? hahaha I fail to see that, but whatever floats your boat yo!! I just find it annoying to read shit when it's purposly spelt dumb... it it seriously makes want to stop reading it... I could care less about a spelling mistake, shit happens haha.
TrollHunter 0
Bowing down/: