Today, I came back to my room and sat down at my desk to find pile short, curly hairs on it. Neither me or my roommate have curly hair, and it isn't mine. I think he trimmed his pubes over my desk and forgot to clean it up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML
Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. I'm blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML
Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML
Today, I found out that whenever my roommate's friend-with-benefits comes over, he uses my bikini trimmer to shave his pubic hair. I've been using that trimmer for months. FML
Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML
Today, I was laying in my bed and discovered a couple of stray black hairs scattered about. This was odd considering I have light strawberry blonde hair but I forgot about it only to later see my hair brush have more of the same black hairs. I live alone. I'm scared. FML
Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML
Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML
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Top comments
FYLDeep 26
Make him a bowl of chili with a new secret ingredient.
CallMeHush 1
At least they weren't on your pillow.
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Comments (81)
FMLoverAgain 7
We need more proof reader like snickerdoodles to moderate this. Anything that is not proper English should not be allowed to be posted.
hmmmummhmmm 0
In that case, proofreader is a compound word and should not be spaced as 2, and have an s since you're implying more than one. I'm an English teacher
hmmmummhmmm 0
and snick even gets on my nerves. everyone uses Internet
hmmmummhmmm 0
and txt slang. ever see anyone write out laugh out loud? sorry, it keeps cutting me off
flyingkoalas 0
wow talking about proofreading and you couldn't even proofread yourself. ******* fail
hmmmummhmmm 0
doesn't say he's in college. lots of people have desks like computer desks that aren't in college.
hmmmummhmmm 0
that's in reply to snicks original comment. plz don't reprimand me for not putting an apostrophe in snicks!
PedoBearSaysYES 0
1. if u dont care what ppl think y do u reply and constantly conform to get their approval. 2. to miss blondie u made more mistakes in urrebuttals then he did in his posts 3. pubes r pubes. they could have crabs dandruff piss cum shit ball sweat. just so many disguesting shit. so unless ur ready to eat chili made from them then its still sick. even a pile of head hair is nasty. 4. chubacabra!!!
bananacat102 0
TMI DUDE!! TMI!!
ScaryyMary 14
You THINK he trimmed his pubes? Really? You aren't POSITIVE?
Pissedoff2464 0
Pissedoff2464 0
# 53-55, if you truely weren't a chode, you would realise this; if the person won't write out 'lol', they will write out 'haha' or a variation of that.
DESTROYERS3 0
or did he forget? how can u be sure?
sugarbabyxoxo 2
to "Pedo", like I said MISTAKES I'm on a ******* iPhone it auto corrects everything. and I don't purposly spell shit like I'm retarded. unlike 70 percent of the people on the Internet. I said who cares if there is mistakes... just purposly doing it makes you look like a douche.