Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Today, I woke up to find that I had given myself a haircut in my sleep. I have a presentation today and a job interview tomorrow. FML
Today, like most days, I awoke from a dream where my hair was long again. This time, it was in the way while I was trying to drink water from a fountain. I lost my hair from chemo; it's slowly growing back. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML
Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML
Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML
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Top comments
schwancy 2
Ooo! Dream about winning the lottery next.
kbourco 0
Oh gosh lol, thats terrible
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Comments (57)
kbourco 0
Oh gosh lol, thats terrible
I_R_Genius 3
Hey what can I sat. no guy likes it hairy.
I_R_Genius 3
say* ,*
afdude87 6
for a genius you sure correct yourself a lot
vivienmleigh 0
^WIN
JaydnGage 0
If it was your dream this shouldn't be an FML.
5t3ff1k4h 47
She dreamt that she cut her hair. She woke up to find she really did cut her hair. Yes, this is an FML.
Withired_Away 0
30, you have no shirt:O
linarahmany 6
Atleast now we now dreams do come true:D
bummervacation 10
Hairy situation, eh?
Dr_Awesome654 24
Well no, it isn't hairy...
nicesprites 4
that sucks but you can try out some crazy new hairstyles right?
Pisces86 0
So how exactly did you do this while you were asleep
Tikwichka 5
Probably using scissors...
lovexbox 8
How would she know? She was sleeping lol
Acousticpixie14 6
I sleep walk, so I feel your pain. ]:
Pinkanani 12
I would cry! I'm sorry OP. I hope you didn't cut it too short.
schwancy 2
Ooo! Dream about winning the lottery next.
TheAftermath 0
Friend: Hey, why do you have a huge bald spot on your head? You: Oh this? It wasn't anything big. I had a dream about cutting my own hair and it somehow came true. Friend: ...Oh, that's..nice?
dut777 0
o i hope you dont dream about cuting a finger or somethibg else if you're a man...
Jonkbaby 23
send me the hair
JonaDona 2
just dream about it, because apparently dreams do come true!