Today, I came back to my room and sat down at my desk to find pile short, curly hairs on it. Neither me or my roommate have curly hair, and it isn't mine. I think he trimmed his pubes over my desk and forgot to clean it up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML
Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. I'm blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML
Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML
Today, I found out that whenever my roommate's friend-with-benefits comes over, he uses my bikini trimmer to shave his pubic hair. I've been using that trimmer for months. FML
Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML
Today, I was laying in my bed and discovered a couple of stray black hairs scattered about. This was odd considering I have light strawberry blonde hair but I forgot about it only to later see my hair brush have more of the same black hairs. I live alone. I'm scared. FML
Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML
Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML
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Top comments
FYLDeep 26
Make him a bowl of chili with a new secret ingredient.
CallMeHush 1
At least they weren't on your pillow.
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Comments (81)
TrollHunter 0
did you eat the pubes?
missylewisasa 0
#1 really good question! I want answer too!
JBaby16 0
that is just jacked up. btw, snickerdoodles? you are my hero. :) lol
MakaPaka_fml 0
I'm somewhat of a supporter/supportter? too. :)
VeryNice329 0
pubes are pubes. guys' or girls'. and for someone to be so disrespectful as to just leave them there isn't cool. trim 'em on your own damn desk!
BeyondUno 0
that's just nasty lol.
MakaPaka_fml 0
Hair is hair. I'm sure that when you bathe/shower you wash that area correct? What is there to fret! Besides a little sweat/piss/juice? is nothing water can't handle right?
krhymerp 0
hey doodle I think it's better if u get a job and teach proper grammar to students, so u can at least make some money instead of showing off ur writing skill here and waste ur time and piss people off. get a life seriously
perdix 31
You need to give your roommate a *******. Not because you're gay, but because you need to find out the truth. You don't have to swallow if you don't want to -- you'll have your answer before he comes. Sometimes, thorough police work sucks. . . literally.
FYLDeep 26
Time to get to the bottom of this... The bottom of your throat.
flyingkoalas 0
lmfao
BlueTwist89 0
FYL, OP. You should've swept it up and put it on your roommates bed(over his pillow and sheets). OP didn't say he was going to college. Learn to read. Roommate=person you share a room with. They could live in an apartment together (It's possible he does live in a dorm with a roommate—don't ass-u-me). However, grammar is also taught in highschool.
babyboo1592 0
omg ew!
420smoke420 3
just sprinkle the pubes into your roommates mouth while he's sleeping then he can wake up to the taste of his own balls