Today, I called my mom to ask for some help with my dishwasher. Somehow, the call got turned into a video call. I was wearing a bathrobe, and she was naked in her bathroom. Most awkward call ever. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML
Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML
Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML
Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML
Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML
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Top comments
Daonna 9
Well at least you weren't naked too?
PossiblyInDanger 24
Just remember, it could always be worse. At least no one was having sex.
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Comments (86)
LatvianPride 16
Haha that is awkward OP! FYL
siggy_mcsigx 22
Ugh. I read this "called" as in, you shouted across the house to ask for help with the dishes. Was so confused for a number of seconds.
FMLBOY1012 4
At least it wasn't your dad.
sanecatlady 13
The video phone was the one thing I hoped would never get invented because of things like this.
dawsonstar 15
The amount of downvotes.
Godsofdracos 15
The amount of incestial comments that instead of being disgusted, are actually quite hopeful... Lil' creepy guys...
prljm10 10
I don't believe you. You have pics to prove it? ;)
Mauskau 36
Am I the only one that doesn't find it weird to see your own parents naked? My parents walk around the house naked whilst looking for things, as do I. Seeing them motivates my gym sessions as I don't wanna look like that..
91hayek 31
What the ****. Maybe not as weird with your mom but still awkward. Seeing your dad naked motivates you to go the gym? Is this actually a real thing??
sunshineb81 16
I don't find it weird. A bit funny via phone though. Has everyone else that commented here not seen their parents naked? Really? Girls/women often try on cloths or get dressed in the same room as their own mom. Why is mom naked so awkward?
Jakob2255 12
it's no big deal if your use to it. but why are you checking them out lol
8born8 18
Seeing someone naked by surprise is completely different to knowing someone is naked and seeing them. Depending on the kind of relationship you have with said naked person can determine the level of awkwardness.
ryanthecheeseguy 18
It's awk what?
mata2 7
When people from earth call other people the phone comes to the ear so how did this happen? Hey I'm naked my kid wants to video chat OK...