Today, I called my mom to ask for some help with my dishwasher. Somehow, the call got turned into a video call. I was wearing a bathrobe, and she was naked in her bathroom. Most awkward call ever. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML
Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML
Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML
Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML
Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML
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Top comments
Daonna 9
Well at least you weren't naked too?
PossiblyInDanger 24
Just remember, it could always be worse. At least no one was having sex.
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Comments (86)
obey_nikki_ 9
look at the bright side; at least it was your mom.
HowieDoIt 21
That's just the problem, actually.
NWO666 15
Atleast it wasn't OPs dad
GirlGamer12345 22
Why didn't you just hang up and make it a not FaceTime call?
HowieDoIt 21
If you thought it was a phone call, wouldn't you hold it up to your ear?
ThatSlappinBass 32
Maybe the mother was using speakerphone and the phone happened to be standing upright? I know I can hear better when I have my phone upright. As for the OP... I'm not sure how they noticed that if it was up to their ear. Maybe speakerphone too? There would have to be a lot of coincidences for that to happen though. Meh, I dunno.
ElricMustang 23
Yeah, I imagined the mom had it on speaker, and the OP did, too, getting things together to change out of the bathrobe or something, so s/he can set it down somewhere.
thatonechicksam 2
I heard a noise and pulled the phone away to see my moms ceiling fan. Haha.
khaoticpanda 28
I think she got the short end of the stick here
every1luvsboners 11
Weird. When my dishwasher gives me problems I just threaten violence and slap her around a little bit until she makes me plate of lasagne and does the dishes. Try that one out, good luck.
Merylwen 24
Thank you for that. Everyone loves domestic violence jokes.
buckdharma 38
She should have took the call in the kitchen so she could show you she needs help with her's too. Her rack is sagging, and she has leaky plumbing.
Barlucic 5
That's just nasty.
cryssycakesx3 23
how do you try *that* hard and still fail, bro?
chutney_02 22
Congrats! You can read -_-
enddmd 27
But can't spell.
Ki11erC 18
An this is why you should use a phone in the normal way, against your ear and not stick everyone on loudspeaker...
vlalam 24
Well, it's not as if ur mom hasn't seen u naked.. Remember u were born naked and u came naked out of her.. But it's awkward definitely for what u did... Lol