Today, I found out that my three closest online friends are the same person: my obsessive ex. I met all three before he and I even started dating. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML
Today, I learned that the person my ex-girlfriend left me for is my ex-girlfriend from before her. FML
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML
Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML
Today, I found out that the "secret admirer" I've been exchanging letters with for the last three months, and even started developing feelings for, is actually my ex best friend trying to pull a prank on me. FML
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
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gc327072 31
Oh, hey babe! I didn't know you were on FML!
Welshite 40
Aww. He's cares so much that he's willing to share all of his personalities with you.
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Comments (94)
gc327072 31
Oh, hey babe! I didn't know you were on FML!
barakados 11
Your ex is also DocBastard... Just saying.
_parth 20
One time video chat wouldn't have hurt op!
shine999 12
Once a stalker always a stalker! Just saying
thefastnfuryass 14
I have to give the obsessive ex mad props for having created such an elaborate scheme for stalking.
daisylokes 16
Damn that's just creepy.. get a body guard, or better yet ,carry a gun just in case lol
curlytop101 23
Duuuuddee that's creepy. Like that shouldn't even be a thing. I think a restraining order is in place, OP.
shidaddle 11
Should get a restraining order on his stalking ass!!
frizz101 22
It's extremely hard to get a restraining order in the first place, and it's impossible to ban someone from the internet.
gracehi 33
I didn't find it "extremely hard" to get a restraining order. In my case it was extremely easy. My ex was arrested for attacking me, though. I don't know if OP's ex anonymously speaking to her online under different names would be grounds for a restraining order though, but it's worth a try if it bothers her that much, and I can see why it would. It's free and fairly easy to file a restraining order.
adhdwizard 13
People get banned from the internet all the time. For instance, Hunter Moore lol.
ZeroProxy 4
Never heard of Photoshop? I can photoshop a cow eating a watermelon so why not NPH holding a sign?
Ki11erC 18
A restraining order on the Internet? Good luck, /moves onto make a new random profile, prove it's me.
thuminthumz 5
lol
frizz101 22
29 maybe I should have been more clear. Unless a person is physically violent and you can prove that they are violent, it's almost impossible to get a restraining order.
Welshite 40
Aww. He's cares so much that he's willing to share all of his personalities with you.
91hayek 31
Better start checking everyone else you don't know face to face. Or maybe even some you do if he is good at disguises and that committed. SHYAMALAN MODE: It was you all along. You are a man. In love with yourself.
rikitsumiatsu 11
I would watch that movie
blueboy154 12
Start asking for pics
Gittoh 21
yea because pictures can't be fake
kiki9_fml 10
Pictures on the Internet could be fake??! So, you're not a giraffe? That makes me so sad. :(
AnOriginalName 19
My picture isn't fake. I'm an elephant seal. I swear.
R3TROxLOV3 32
pictures are super easy to steal. I've had someone steal my pictures before. Ask them to skype. If they refuse, then there's probably something off. In this day and age, almost everyone has a smart phone or a laptop with a web cam. If they claim they don't, ask them to borrow someone else's just so you can chat face to face at least once. If they go out of their way to find reasons not to video chat with you, stop the relationship.
ActionFearo 39
Now-a-days, you can also fake skype video. They can record it during another skype chat and play it back during your skype call, and claim that their volume doesn't work or something.
DraconicFeline 31
32, not everyone is comfortable with Skype. I'm not a huge fan of video chatting even with my real life friends, and the only time I've Skyped with someone I met online was after he became my boyfriend. Refusing doesn't necessarily mean you have something to hide.
MiataHarley07 6
A picture of your friend holding a sign with your name or a specific phrase on it would be hard to fake. That's the kind of pic you request..
valentinov 15
#49 :)) This is your stalker experience talking?
PossiblyInDanger 24
This is why I ask for picture and video proof from everyone I meet on the interwebs.
coried91 28
She said she met all of her "friends".
Mauskau 36
No, she met them online.
coried91 28
I reread the FML and realized I read it wrong.
lifeof_toad 19
I wonder how OP found out.
Nymeria_fml 25
The three of them must have kept pushing OP to go back to that "wonderful" ex-boyfriend.
martin8337 36
Pictures can be altered or even be fake/faked.
LowExpectations 30
Wait, I'm confused, OP met all three of his aliases in real life? What is this guy!?
mzdaisylynn 12
that's what I'm wondering too!
Bloink 25
No, OP met all three on the internet
sunnyray812 42
If an online person refuses to video chat you before meeting in person, don't get involved.