Today, I called my mom to ask for some help with my dishwasher. Somehow, the call got turned into a video call. I was wearing a bathrobe, and she was naked in her bathroom. Most awkward call ever. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML
Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML
Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML
Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML
Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML
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Top comments
Daonna 9
Well at least you weren't naked too?
PossiblyInDanger 24
Just remember, it could always be worse. At least no one was having sex.
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Comments (86)
rex41e 9
Why didn't you just end the call?
lexiieeex3 32
No shit.
cheshireau 26
Well, it's depends. If you are Female and it's your Mother, not that big of a deal. You have the same anatomy. If you are Male, now that's some awkward shit. Sorry to hear you have that image burned in to your brain.
viva_la_blondes 15
Ugh once my mom accidentally made our phone call a facetime call in the middle of me changing. It IS awkward. Not to mention the fact that she thought I was naked because I was having sex lol I swear we need a petition that no one over 50 can have an iphone
Jakob2255 12
why would you answer during sex lol
howdoilogin 9
And then you go to her house wearing nothing but the robe and then you start getting frisky and then I show up as the pizza delivery guy and we make a movie.
cryssycakesx3 23
that comment is full of nope.
8born8 18
Another mind lost to brazzers.
xxrebelsxx 13
Why would she be naked of she's asking for help with the dishwasher lol you would think she was doing the dishes
rieebee 23
Well, if you read it properly, you'd notice the OP was calling their mother to ask for help, not the other way around.
TabooSushi 24
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why schools need more funding for reading lessons.
MrZsDad 19
Sounds like the beginning of a skinamax soft ****...
VooDooCarrie91 19
The wonders of technology
worldclassrager 41
Of only your sex was given...that would determine if it was awkward or really awkward...
white_boy17373 4
I'm sure it got heated
cryssycakesx3 23
not even a little...