Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I called one of my coworkers to ask him where he was, because I needed him to come downstairs. After 2 minutes of yelling on the phone to come downstairs, I realized I'd called the wrong person, and was actually on the phone with my ex-boyfriend, who took me 6 months to get over. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend at his job. When I saw he wasn't there, I asked a co-worker, who told me his "sister" came by earlier. He's an only child. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's boss. She was wondering if he was okay, since he hasn't shown up to work for the past two weeks. Now I'm wondering where he's been going when he leaves the house each day. FML
Today, I told a guy at work about my boyfriend. His immediate response was to ask me if I was making him up. He's the third person to react this way. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
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Doortje 30
One of the other girls in his harem perhaps?
xFalzz 0
Take a chill pill.
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Comments (86)
ManaUser 0
From how you worded this, I can't tell if you're being overly paranoid or not. If you said "Is Dave there, this is his girlfriend." and they go "Oh, Karisa?" That's pretty bad, although she could be his ex, depending on how long he's worked there. But otherwise, it doesn't mean anything at all.
YUNO_fml 0
btw the other person was the person that her boyfriend was cheating on her with
YUNO_fml 0
btw the other person was the person that her boyfriend was cheating on her with
YUNO_fml 0
dump him and destroy him and that other bitch's life. sucks to be you
XxdarkangelxX13 0
where did it automatically say he was cheating on u, u might be overreacting:P
pickleman14 0
girls always assume the worst..... thats why boys rule and girls drool!!!!!
sara09_fml 0
Shut up. Girls are smarter. Boys have no common sense.
pickleman14 0
girls always assume the worst..... thats why boys rule and girls drool!!!!!
redhedsaysrawr 18
What, are you 9? GTFO!
sarahmyers 0
complete over reaction talk to him about it first don't be so jumpy.
cherryllollo 7
probably his wife
YOLO16 4
girls question guys too quickly. maybe he's waiting on a call from his aunt or mom or a cousin