Today, I told a guy at work about my boyfriend. His immediate response was to ask me if I was making him up. He's the third person to react this way. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
Today, I messaged the guy I've been seeing for 4 months, referring to him as my boyfriend. His response? "I didn't realize you had a boyfriend." FML
Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited that I've made my first friend at work. After sharing some stories and some laughs he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said I do. He asked if I was always faithful, I said I was. He then walked away. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, I overheard the guy I like talking to one of his friends about me. His friend asked if he and I were dating, to which he replied, "No way, dude. I have standards." FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
schpanki 11
So... Is he made up?
flockz 20
2 i love that whale in your picture.
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Comments (104)
schpanki 11
So... Is he made up?
austin1313 0
You're a dumbfuck.
GraceKathryn97 0
Ha true dat!
somerandomdude19 2
I dont know, you're the one that believes In santa claus... O.o
THE_A_TEEN 28
I believe in santa. Wait, HE'S NOT REAL? my life has been a lie...
angrymexican 8
Your picture is perfect with that comment
Jbfu 0
Congrats on having an unbelievable bf!
ihasbrains 10
I'd say YDI, just for writing 'told a guy at work about my boyfriend". Sounds like a move an attention-***** would make, no wonder why he was skeptical.
Sebastian_NG 17
In that case lemme be the 4th
kjbirch7 0
lol that's kinda odd more then one person at your work thinks your making him up?!... but anyways if he's not made up tell your boy to visit you at work. and prove them all wrong :) !!
zachherbert 10
"My boyfriend is soooo amazing." "You're not going to get me to believe your dating Mr. Clean." "I am I swear!"
Happy777 0
Yes austin, tell us, since you clearly know for a fact against all odds on this ******* planet that he boyfriend actually exists
alexchiltonLC 7
Stop talking about him so much, who are you trying to convince?
a_nutritionist 10
if everyone thinks hes made up you must be a giant douche to work with.
Werman20 4
YDI for being fat and uninteresting.
freelove_fml 2
Look who's talking. Use a mirror before calling others fat, dickwad.
WCARlover 35
Umm even if you were skinny this comment was uncalled for
flockz 20
2 i love that whale in your picture.
cowssaymooo 0
In fairness im sure wernens a very interesting person
flockz 20
i bet he is too. probably as interesting as a decomposing snail.
EvilPotato 15
2 YDI flockz comment for being a heartless factor.
chanta24 10
Exactly
EvilPotato 15
I meant ****** goddamn autocorrect.
sematariux 7
You are so not 13 Lol Whoops!
stacianichole 2
Incorrect.
Randy84 10
Careful people he's wearing a tapout shirt, he might know mixed martial arts. Insert sarcasm wherever necessary.
urdirtyolduncle 15
You guys are so mean!! See, this is what you get, you ******* fatass.
IronMaiden45 0
2- you jealous cuz you don't have a boyfriend?
XxREXxX 0
thats what you get for saying ur bf is a unicorn
Randy84 10
2 kinda reminds me of Eric Cartman
Awsumuzzie 12
This is the most stupid comment that is trying super hard to sound like a smart comment.
ChrisTheCalm 9
Ouch. XD lol you nailed em
ikickgingers 15
So if I say you look like you take it up poopshoot, you deserve it right? Because you are responsible for the way I think about you .... I don't really think that... I see what you're saying to an extent. I Just don't completely agree. Excuse me while I thumb you down.
ikickgingers 15
My comment was for 31 with santa... someone kick me in the vag. Wtbf.
ikickgingers 15
Testing 1, 2 ...
ikickgingers 15
Testing 1, 2 ...
kjbirch7 0
because this is op first bf ever so she wants people to know ! lmao
diceplaya 12
Yes 2 made a mistake and was wrong to make that awful comment but we are better people and should lead by example.
Alexisthebestest 16
Fat jokes are always a low blow and make the commenter seem like a prick. #2 is in the wrong and his comment was irrelevant and uncalled for but you guys aren't acting any better by calling him fat.
Gema2dicks 0
They're up to you...!
KTC30 0
You're fat and uninteresting.
Happy777 0
Hah. Good one, I especially love your tap-out shirt. Do you wear that because you hope wearing it will make you less of a fat new-fag? Or maybe wernen just has a small wiener. Who knows
Happy777 0
I agree, he is probably a great guy, but the people you work with are probably too judgmental that a good guy as great as the one you found, picked you over everyone else :)
varamor 1
For only being 14 u look amazing
marit1997 4
shut your face lardo
kjbirch7 0
rofl really this fat kid is gonna try to call a person he doesn't even know/seen before?!!! get a life!
BloodMonger13 9
#39 think about it he could sit on you then what will happen?
fml_ydi79 15
Maybe he is expressing his own insecurities by taking it out on others..... Maybe he feels that way about himself...... Or not *waits for thumbs down* :)
cudi504 4
Maybe he was hoping you would stay single lol
F0xyTurtle 8
3- I love your pic lmao
freelove_fml 2
Just stop telling everyone your boyfriend is Batman.
ImOlivia 5
Exactly, because everyone in the world knows that I am dating batman... Psh!
ChrisTheCalm 9
XD lol lmfao
thantomaniac 0
I am NOT her boyfriend.
borichick1 0
Did you make him seem too attractive and they think he could do better? Think about it O.o
kamikrazy 6
Why would you go around work talking about your boyfriend?
Sub_Zero_is_God 13
Ask him to make a surprise appearance.
WCARlover 35
Maybe he was just hoping you didn't have a boyfriend:) but seriously looks have little to do with if you can get a bf or not, I've seen horribly ugly people with partners. I doubt you're ugly anyway:)
ashleydawm94 2
10- I agree with you:)
imcutefml 0
Its all about whats on the inside :) clearly most girls dont notice this tho
Tesaatje 12
maybe he is so perfect that no one can believe it? (: