Today, as I got to my first class seat on an airplane, I saw the person I'd be sitting next to wafting the smell of her vagina towards herself and breathing in deeply. It's an eight hour flight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a several-hour-long flight. I was put in a seat at the very back of the plane. Before the plane even lifted off, a woman took a dump in the bathroom that I stank for the rest of the flight. Whenever I tried to get some sleep, the flight attendant walked past, savagely jostling me. FML
Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML
Today, I was on a 12-hour transatlantic flight. I asked the flight attendant where the rancid smell was coming from. The guy sitting next to me started laughing, saying, "Sorry, something I ate is not agreeing with me." This was hour one of the flight. FML
Today, I'm on a 16 hour flight. Five minutes in, the lady on one side has clipped her toenails onto me and the guy on the other side has the most horrific gas I have ever smelled. To help this problem he bought a cheese plate from the stewardess. 15 hours and 55 minutes to go. FML
Today, I'm on a 14-hour flight, stuck next to a large man whose rancid body odor is eclipsed only by his constant flatulence, which he loudly blames on me every time. On my other side is his friend who laughs like a moose at everything. There are no empty seats and no-one will trade with me. FML
Today, I'm in the middle seat on a flight to Dallas. The guy on the aisle is sleeping with his mouth open and I can smell his breath. I feel nauseous. FML
Today, I boarded my flight and sat next to a man. I told him I had hoped he was a hot woman and he concurred. He said at least I wasn't obese and I replied "At least you aren't smelly". Minutes later I realize he had the most disgusting foot odour ever... the barefoot kind. I suffered for 11 hours. FML
Today, I was on my way home on an airplane. The guy I had to sit next to was reading a book with naked girls in it. About 15 minutes into the flight, he had an erection and started to giggle. It was a 2 hour flight. FML
Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML
Today, I really had to use the airplane lavatory. After I'd finished, the flight attendants continuously sprayed air freshener for two minutes. FML
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squirell_AIDS69 0
At least it's first class vag, not that coach vag.
mehungie2 3
ummmmm. yeah. I'm terrified
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mehungie2 3
ummmmm. yeah. I'm terrified
THEMTCHELL 0
don't be scared I'm always within ear shot
deliciouscake 3
sounds fun. Life. Talk to me about life.
flyersfan365 0
don't you hate it when that happens.
I_R_Genius 3
Better start liking fish tacos from now on.
v1kt4r 13
Be glad its not coach where the person would have been seated right next to you
deliciouscake 3
lol I was moderated for suggesting to join? well, still stands. unless she's fat. Life. Talk to me about life.
shanks19 0
how doing know she wasn't wafting in her own fart maybe she likes the smell of her ass?
VolcomTL 0
The fetishes people have these days..
tweetbaby14 18
I'm going to make a guess from the FML: she was in no way, shape, or form attactive. if I'm right, that sucks. if I was wrong, YDI (whether or not you're male or female).
varkey 7
whether or not she was physically attractive, that is absolutely ******* disgusting. FYL... a lot.
bennyboy111 7
complain?
Sports_guy3 28
Oh that's nasty (Cleveland voice)
Doortje 30
That's horrifying :|
friedchickenpie 14
Just give her a ****-scented incense and it will LOOK normal at least, right?
ZoroFresh 0
that's sickening
accnrh 0
Did it smell nice
12596 0
they never do
NewSlang 0
I bet it smelled like flowers :-)
scottovious 0
mmmmm. vag!!! finger lickin good! maybe you can get some.
crazy_fool 0
Well it is a long flight ;)
cdatribe23 0
hahaha fun flight
mub_fml 0
yo so firme
Lurked 4
yummy :) did you like the smell?
unidentified_sta 5
Now that's hot. Offer to lend a hand or so on...
MoniV6661 0
Agreed! ;D
PFC_88 0
u should have said "mmm that looks like it smells nice can i smell?" planted ur face in her crotch and breathed deeply. pending on smell gagged or say "mmm mmm good"
icecreamdriveby 5
Well thats disgusting...
BloodyHeel 8
Well I'm aroused.
bizarre_ftw 22
^well that's the world for ya now a days
squirell_AIDS69 0
At least it's first class vag, not that coach vag.
pipipiyo 12
lol try fox
haquai 0
oh squirrel aids, I love you
cthomb 0
lmfao
bizarre_ftw 22
That's probably worse!!!! Think about all the types you'd find in first class!!! Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, a Kardashian, Britney Spears, Justin Beiber, etc..... I can tell ya Right now, first class vag probably smells So much worse than your average coach vag