Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
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Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I called one of my coworkers to ask him where he was, because I needed him to come downstairs. After 2 minutes of yelling on the phone to come downstairs, I realized I'd called the wrong person, and was actually on the phone with my ex-boyfriend, who took me 6 months to get over. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
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Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's boss. She was wondering if he was okay, since he hasn't shown up to work for the past two weeks. Now I'm wondering where he's been going when he leaves the house each day. FML
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Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
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Doortje 30
One of the other girls in his harem perhaps?
xFalzz 0
Take a chill pill.
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Comments (86)
Shahtx22 0
I don't get it :/ what seems to be the problem here??
EmmyGrangerDC 0
She thinks that by the co-worker thinking it's "someone else", it might possibly be another girlfriend.
imac619 2
Maybe a boss or client....
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Don't ever expect or assume the worst.
QuickSilv3r777 0
We're almost outta gas call the Arabs! sorry I couldn't resist ;3
anusaids_fml_fml 0
you make the rest of the arabs mad with how good you look
hsadikbatcha 0
nice
TheCountess 4
That's an excellent question for you to ask your boyfriend, or your boyfriend's co-worker. You might want to employ the "trust, but verify" method if you have reason to suspect that they aren't being honest with you, though.
FFML_314 12
Stop calling your boyfriend at work. Unless you're dying or standing naked in his room soaking wet, you have no reason to bother him while he's working. If you found something out in the process, well YDI! Shouldn't be such a nuisance.
Jess_4602 0
totally agree
sparta98 4
Somebody is a sexist prick.
DocBastard 40
Aaaaand who might the sexist person be? Oh please, enlighten us, oh Sage One!
FFML_314 12
**** yeah I'm sexist. Bitches need to know their place. Which is in the kitchen. :D. Learn to grasp sarcasm, dude.
emotive_fml 0
There aren't enough details... This FML is to vague. Did you ask for your "boyfriend" or did you just use his name? If you used his name and you don't call often then it's easy for the co-worker to assume something. He could have thought anything from you being a sibling (if he has a sister) to just a friend. No, none of this makes any sense. Most of the time when a situation like this occurs... Someone (ex: you) thinks that the other person (ex: your boyfriend) is cheating because one person (ex: you) is already cheating. Therefore, the other person (ex: you boyfriend) must be doing the same thing. Personal opinions: -You are to paranoid. -You just want attention. -You may be cheating on him. -You want to place blame. -You deserve it. If he really is cheating on you and you aren't doing the same... Then I will stand corrected and say that you don't deserve it. But really... I don't think you should assume that he is cheating. If all else fails. Try talking to him or his co-worker instead of posting it online. I can already tell you that this will get you absolutely no where.
FFML_314 12
No, but it provides entertainment for us.
devebe 0
tl; dr.
emotive_fml 0
#29: You have a point there. :) I look at these FML's when I can't sleep. #43: HUH?
acrector421 0
write shorter comments.
emotive_fml 0
#61: I'm sorry... but I'm pretty sure that FML doesn't have a rule that states my comments must remain a certain length. If you don't like how long my f*ing comments are then why don't you skip over them. No one said you had to read it anyway. Get over it.
Jess_4602 0
Don't assume he's cheating. What if the guy who answered the phone made a mistake? If You jump to conclusions then you might do something that you regret.
maybaybe 0
dump his ass
chillinAK 9
Very sure you are not the only female in his life. Sister, niece, mother, grandmother, etc - maybe even client, another co-worker? Numerous possibilities here.