Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
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Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
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Doortje 30
One of the other girls in his harem perhaps?
xFalzz 0
Take a chill pill.
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Comments (86)
Judus_beej 0
his gooma of course.
AnotherOutlook 0
Someone has trust issues
devebe 0
YDI for calling your boyfriend to ask a question. Google: Heard of it?
macskapingvin 0
Hm, I haven't heard of this 'Google' thing. I'll just look up what it is on Bing!
LilaBear 2
wow, talk about over the top. Maybe the co-worker expected it to be another co-worker, or a client, or a superior, or maybe they were just expecting a call from someone else? It could be any number of people!! Take a chill pill.
anusaids_fml_fml 0
cute picture
kayluhchaos 0
well seeing as how you didn't specify who you were or who your bf was it could've been anyone.. their guess is as good as mine
sallen0046 4
Seriously? Your life is ****** because someone who doesn't know you made an assumption? If he was at work, why wouldn't you assume they thought you were a client or someone returning a business related call?
rubberbullets 0
Dump your bf, set him free, and never date again you retarded over suspicious *****
stevenmx86 8
Stupid paranoid loser.. Your boyfriend would be lucky to get rid of you..
xtremeny 0
mom?
myth0x2 2
um i dont know but mabey that someone else was someone actualy calling because of something to deal with the business?