husks
Today, I broke up with my now ex-girlfriend for the 5th time. She still hasn't got the hint. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Sweet relief
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
RaveCharlie
United States
Sorry
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently, the first time she thought I was kidding. FML
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Modesto, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
Anonymous
Her revenge
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
EpicFail
Canada
Today, I got a text message saying, "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML
Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
ddll
Singapore
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
Anonymous
Winter Park, United States
Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
Does Hallmark make a "I dumped you, bitch! Move on!" card?
NuyoRicanGirl 3
then don't talk to her anymore :-/
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Comments (130)
moe2011 0
I agree with 12
marc24_fml 0
or you haven't
lekiat 0
get a protective order put against her
Zomg_Okay 27
Maybe I'm misunderstanding the FML but, if you've dated her FIVE TIMES, how can you say she hasn't gotten the hint..?
z3vil 11
I'm pretty sure he's dated her once and tried to break up 5 times, this girl is either too stupid too understand or too creepy to listen
Zomg_Okay 27
Fair enough. Just the way the FML is worded then.
UpsidedownKayak 9
Look man, if you've had to break up with her 5 times, you aren't doing it right or you have a psychopath stalker for a girlfriend. I hope it is the former so you can get it right next time and everyone can move on.
Valerie2 0
You haven't gotten the hint if you keep taking her back idiot
Arraggatis 0
I think OP only dated her once, but has tried to explain they are broken up five times now.
Maflagulator 1
Do her in the butt. Then se will break up with you. If she doesn't break up with you after that, perhaps you should keep her.
the_flirttt 8
I guess you don't get it after the 5 time cause you're were dating her 5 times.
ceddyz17 10
hmmmm
MandaMazing 0
that reminds me of wayne's crazy ex-girlfriend on wayne's world.