husks
Today, I broke up with my now ex-girlfriend for the 5th time. She still hasn't got the hint. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Sweet relief
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
RaveCharlie
United States
Sorry
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently, the first time she thought I was kidding. FML
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Modesto, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
Anonymous
Her revenge
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
EpicFail
Canada
Today, I got a text message saying, "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML
Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
ddll
Singapore
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
Anonymous
Winter Park, United States
Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
Does Hallmark make a "I dumped you, bitch! Move on!" card?
NuyoRicanGirl 3
then don't talk to her anymore :-/
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Comments (130)
missfamousstar11 0
then maybe you should stop getting together with her
hoopla12345 0
apparently you havent either
Bizzy_Baby 0
well honey obviously because you keep taking her back so you obviously have some feelings for her and if not then you need to move on from her and let her get the point that way! and if shes one of those crazy ex girlfriends then your just screwed lol
raytaybinks 0
you're the one that's dated her 5 times
snuff13 0
apparently neither have you if you keep going back to her idiot
tex_254 0
tell her to txt me haha
jamielap 0
lol I know someone in the same situation! haha good luck with het
jamielap 0
lol I know someone in the same situation! haha good luck with het
Xx_MyDarkRomance 0
if she not getting the idea...make out with another chick in front of her. she will think ur cheating then won't want to be with you anymore unless she is some crazy psycho chick!
megthegreat 2
is your name Eric and do you go to UT? lol