husks
Today, I broke up with my now ex-girlfriend for the 5th time. She still hasn't got the hint. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Sweet relief
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
RaveCharlie
United States
Sorry
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently, the first time she thought I was kidding. FML
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Modesto, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
Anonymous
Her revenge
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
EpicFail
Canada
Today, I got a text message saying, "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML
Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
ddll
Singapore
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
Anonymous
Winter Park, United States
Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
Does Hallmark make a "I dumped you, bitch! Move on!" card?
NuyoRicanGirl 3
then don't talk to her anymore :-/
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Comments (130)
Saritasmiles 0
She's in denial. You need to cut her out of your life completely then.
ScreamoGirl84 0
Why go back out with her then?
Imagine_Child 0
ignore and avoid her as much as possible. or just start dating someone else, she should catch on eventually.
Kunoichi_Panda 0
or maybe you really are the one not getting the hint. if you've taken her back every time, maybe it's because you actually love/care about her, and just get angry and impulsive. if you really want to break up with someone, you'll do it no matter how clingy they are, trust me, my first bf was that way. but obviously you don't want to break up with her as much as you think you do if you take her back. then it's your fault if she's confused, not hers. dude, give her a freaking chance, you might be surprised. change may not happen overnight, but don't abandon someone for fear of something that hasn't even happened yet. past is past, look at RECENT history and make a decision on those thoughts. she loves you. abd maybe she's just trying to make you see that
ClingyOtter 4
You don't get the point of this FML. He tried breaking up with her 5 times, he didn't take her back five times. She's not getting the point or is in complete denial.
momianajones 0
SHE didn't get the hint?! what about you?
travis0299 0
hey stupid If you keep breaking up with her why do you keep breaking up with her?? I think you are the one who is not taking the hint.
jdmEF 0
been there done that man
gatorsgirl 0
doesn't take 6 times. do it 1 time and stick with it.
animejen1988 9
Alright people, seriously? Read carefully. OP did NOT take his ex back multiple times. OP meant that he has told his ex 5 times that they're broken up and she's not accepting it or listening. Please stop with the "YDI because you took her back!" comments.
viciouspanda 0
move away lol.