husks
Today, I broke up with my now ex-girlfriend for the 5th time. She still hasn't got the hint. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Sweet relief
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
RaveCharlie
United States
Sorry
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently, the first time she thought I was kidding. FML
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Modesto, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
Anonymous
Her revenge
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
EpicFail
Canada
Today, I got a text message saying, "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML
Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
ddll
Singapore
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
Anonymous
Winter Park, United States
Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML
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DocBastard 40
Does Hallmark make a "I dumped you, bitch! Move on!" card?
NuyoRicanGirl 3
then don't talk to her anymore :-/
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Cinn_fml 23
Maybe you just need to completely ignore her, I mean you might have wanted to remain friends with her, but after having to break up five times and she still hasn't got the message, it might be your only way. Or maybe talk to a friend of hers to see if they can get the message across as she won't listen to you? Or get a restraining order if she still doesn't get the hint if all else fails.
yuggi1 11
Defriend her on Facebook. That'll show her.
xrainbowshadowx 17
Or set your relationship status as single.
barniclest 0
how to get dumped by a girl with 6 words or less -try having a sidesalad instead -u look fat in those jeans -try one size bigger - ur sister let me do that! ur welcome!
MyChemical_fml 0
The fraternity from Wanted :D..?? Idk why people hated that movie, I thought it was great.
ILoveEggnog 7
Only movie I never finished. It was too painful to watch.
porridge111 6
Just tell her that you two are never gonna be together. — then ask her about friends with benefits..!
insanesna1l 0
its like a sales pitch of awesome!! So now that we aren't official, can i interest you in our friends with benefits package??
skizza_fml 3
makes whipping noise and motion, I had an ex like that, please just one more chance, never changed though finally left her for good, I asked why she wouldn't try to be more trusting of me her answer was "I didn't think you'd ever leave for good so I thought I could get away with it" if this is a similar situation then leave and make it clear unless of course she just keeps acting like you're together
ryrywakaka 0
is ok lol who wouldn't want free sex
nanahiwa 0
Bingo !!!!!
Lil_Bit_Twisted 0
I have a friend like that. She just doesn't get it when it comes to guys. You have to look her in the eye, be blunt (not rude) but firm. that you are no longer dating. then ask her if she understands what you are saying. (so yes.. treat her like a 2 yr old that broke something)
Capt_Awesome137 0
do you keep going out with her?