Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML
First impressions
Today, I'm going to an event where I will be meeting quite a few people who will be excellent contacts in my future career. Since I wanted to make a good impression, I did the whole makeup and grooming thing before setting out. I accidentally removed about half my left eyebrow. FML
What's updog?
Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML
By any means necessary
Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML
Monobrow
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, as I walked around town I noticed some guys and even a couple of girls checked me out. When I got home later I realized they probably weren't checking me out, so much as wondering why the hell I had thick black eyeliner on only one eye. Oops. FML
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alipod 11
why you did't look at the mirror before going to work?!
RockstarRN 10
How do you lose an eyebrow and NOT notice???
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alipod 11
why you did't look at the mirror before going to work?!
sxe_beast 11
I was wondering the same thing. How do you wait until you're at work to notice something like this? I look at my self at least a 100 times before I even step out of the house (bedroom mirror, bathroom mirror, hallway mirror, laptop as its booting up, spoon, glass table, window, TV, cell phone, bathroom mirror again, etc, lol?). I also look at my self frequently in the rear view mirror driving to school and usually on my vehicle's window after I close the door. Then again I might just be obsessed with myself?! I just don't understand how you don't realize this sooner?!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
why would it have mattered if they told the truth? you'd still be without an eyebrow :D
CryMoreFMLs 15
A good solution to this is quickly find a large band-aid and slap it on. Just say a pet cut you or something. You should be fine!
alipod 11
to 20 it could be fixed at home by grabbing some ass's hair to make an eyebrow that it looks like a real using a glue. i knew someone who escaped an island using the same hair ;)
DudeImBetter 0
Maybe no left eyebrow is what all the kids are talking about these days and they actually did think that you looked wonderful.
morgan320 0
Dear I_iz_B_a_troll, i would love to have a hair like yours. Can you show me how to get it?
DesB 7
Or maybe she draws her eyebrows on... A lot of woman do my grandma had cancer and lost all her eyebrow hair an now that's what she does...
IHeartJimi02 0
You're an idiot for not looking in the mirror. I'm not saying you should be spending hours in front of a mirror but you should definitely be making sure you look presentable for work.
Birdie33429 7
didn't*
angelpies 0
Is OP male or female.. Because what male asks if they look okay, and what female doesn't look at herself in her mirror before leaving the house..
sxe_beast 11
Um, a lot of males ask if they look decent. My father asks me if he looks good a lot before he goes to work because he's a fashion retard.
natirixoxo 0
15 you MIGHT be obsessed with yourself? I think you're there girl.
angelpies 0
58 - we aren't talking about metro sexual men.
sxe_beast 11
My father isn't metrosexual. Far from it, which is why he no fashion sense, lol. And no, I'm not a girl.
SuperAnthony 7
Apparently, OP doesn't brush her teeth.
cunwin0907 0
I totally agree :)
CardMaster1992 0
Ahaha. FYL for being a heavy sleeper.
6969awesome 0
EMO FRINGE :D :D :D
angelpies 0
YDI for being a heavy sleeper.
snade 0
lmao
snade 0
rotten kids...
KJLD5 0
and this happened overnight?
RockstarRN 10
How do you lose an eyebrow and NOT notice???
Taurusbaybe 8
Exactly! Did your kids shave it off while you were sleeping? And did you not see yourself in the mirror at all? Not even, let's say, while brushing your teeth in the morning?
CardMaster1992 0
I do hope you know there are certain stages of sleeping. Whether the kids lucked out in their timing of the prank while OP was in the later stages or just oblivious to the actions; I find it funny that it still happened.
livin_plur 0
some people dot look in a mirror that often, my friends mom actually does her makeup wayyyy better not lookin in a mirror so she tends to not look as often
Celesta 11
How can your eyebrow just disappear? :o
OCDC 9
The evil orange aliens from Uranus came down to OP's house in the middle of the night, shaved her eyebrow, took a dump in the bathtub, and went back up to wherever they came from. It's actually more common than you would think.
Celesta 11
Ok thanks.
Garytt 0
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EvilDoll 7
well... where did it go?
That0therguy 4
he ate it.
EvilDoll 7
nice theory I thought perhaps it was one of those caterpillar uni-brows that could simply crawl away.
fuff_fml 4
awww crap dang kids lolz..
uncbballwins 0
Sounds kinda like part of the hangover..
coltsluvr123 2
except the dude lost a tooth, not an eyebrow... and this person had kids who probably did it to them... and theyre not in vegas... so technically they're not really similar at all...
balex_fml 0
Well in the hangover part 2 Alan got his head shaved so it is kind of similar.
Livinia 11
Don't you use a mirror? I think a missing eyebrow is hard to miss...
iAmScrubs 19
The Hardy Boys #104847: Case of the Disappearing Eyebrow.
ribbyc80 0
HA!!! used to read those when I was a kid!!
scrapmetal58 9
haha I love thT you put a huge number
BelleBelle_fml 11
FTW!!!