Today, my best friend and I performed a rap to our whole school. The rap was "made up" by our friend. After the performance, a lot of friends asked me why I did a rap from Hannah Montana. Apparently the rap was off of a show for 8 year olds. We are 17 and people think we watch Hannah Montana. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML
Today, I had to explain to a friend that the show writers for Glee did not write "Bohemian Rhapsody" and that Freddie Mercury did not steal the song from them. We're both 17 years old, and she reacted by kicking a chair at me. FML
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML
Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, my 7-year-old learned "Smoke Weed Everyday" from YouTube, and has repeated it so many times that I'm now singing it. FML
Today, I came home and told my mom that I got the lead in the school musical, which I was very happy about. She pulled me into a hug then said, "But you know you can't really sing, right?" FML
Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." FML
Today, we were at a friend’s birthday party and it was time to sing Happy Birthday. My crush was there. Wanting to impress him, I started out-singing everyone with runs and riffs. Someone said, “It’s just Happy Birthday, it’s not that serious, wannabe American Idol.” Everyone, including him, laughed. FML
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themangostar 0
If they knew it was from Hannah Montana they obviously watch it, so just shrug it off. hah
terimaa 0
cheese jerky? i'm 19 and i watch hannah montana. :) i should be ashamed but i have other things to worry about.
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Lambshanks 0
Drop it lock it polka dot it! You guys are so lame. I only know the song because I enjoy performing the dance routine Which isn't a lot cooler when I think about it =[
terranada 3
lol at my school we wouldve laughed and bragged about it!! xD
NeatNit 33
How did all the friends know it was from Hannah Montana? That's what I wanna know!
anonymous1109 4
^^^ win!!!
ohmywows 0
umm doesn't that mean that they watch Hannah Montana as well if they recognized the rap?
twilighter_644 0
didnt u notice the rap was stupid?
keatzpluscass53 0
well obviously they're the ones who watch it if they're the ones telling you where it's from. ha ha
aoife123 0
that's what I was thinking too! haha
hannah1203 2
#2 didn't you know Twilight was stupid???
sammy0002 0
:-o
effyoubitch 5
241- did she ask you to comment on what she likes?
DrOfTheInternet 6
253- did he ask you to comment on what he thinks?
DrOfTheInternet 6
257- did she ask you to comment on her comment?
terimaa 0
cheese jerky? i'm 19 and i watch hannah montana. :) i should be ashamed but i have other things to worry about.
OMIGODNOWAI 0
i'm 18 and love hannah montana / miley cyrus. ;|
myMistakeLyss1 0
err, hannah montana??can you think of anything better..
themangostar 0
If they knew it was from Hannah Montana they obviously watch it, so just shrug it off. hah
Anoonymous_fml 0
Yeah... The question you should be thinking is how did they know it was from HM?
24788 7
That would suck, but isn't she almost a billionaire? I guess it wouldn't be so bad because she made money off of her stuff.
kitkatt978 5
she makes money from being a prostitute.
bad_JUJU 0
"apperently" my ass u watch the show.
Osakhomen 0
They knew it was Hannah Montana.. and I have a friend who's 20 and like Hannah Montana, and she's actually pretty cool/normal