Today, I broke my collarbone in a rugby tournament. I was forced to sit through five more hours of games because the coach wouldn't take me to the hospital until the tournament was over. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML
Today, after twisting my knee playing soccer with my friends, I had to take myself to the hospital. Apparently finishing the game was more important to them. FML
Today, I accidentally tackled my own teammate during a rugby match, so our coach made me walk the 5 miles back home instead of driving me home with the rest of the team. FML
Today, I discovered that the pain I've had for the past couple of weeks was actually due to a broken collar bone. Now work won't pay for the treatment I need because I continued to work despite the pain. FML
Today, I was in agonizing pain and couldn't move. My parents said they couldn't take me to the ER until the football game on TV was over. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room for a broken collarbone. This wouldn’t be so bad if my parents hadn’t paid $20,000 for me to go to a snowboarding academy all winter. Today was day one. FML
Today, I'm in hospital because of my brother. He followed me and my boyfriend around a fair yesterday dressed as a gorilla, and whenever we showed some sort of affection towards one another, he rugby tackled me. The final tackle caused me to break my wrist. FML
Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML
Today, I had my first hockey game after being out with a shoulder injury. I ended up cracking my tail bone. FML
Today, after taking care not to hurt myself during my workout, I injured my shoulder extricating myself from my sports bra. FML
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Stroke_Her_Ace 15
And there's no medical staff at this tournament why?
JesusFishTaco 5
I ******* hate it when people argue about sports.
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Comments (115)
CallMeHush 1
Rugby players are supposed to be tough right? Man Up!
marinus_fml 20
Yeah, But a broken collar bone still hurts like ****.
Truth_Nazi 0
Cracking a pelvis with a bone fragment in your intestines, THAT hurts like ****
CallMeHush 1
Oh shit! I'm with both of you. I wore the ball off the top of my femur and had to walk on it for 6 months before I got the hip replaced. Pelvic pain sucks!
deathmetalkill 3
There was this one time where my dick fell off and i had to super glue and duct tape it back on. Im like Hot Wheels: beat that.
Truth_Nazi 0
137, the difference between your story and 109's and Mine is ours actually happened. I beat your story with realism.
stAterugby 0
agreed! puss
Jaxx66 21
yeah, rugby is rough. they are supposed to be table to take pain. OP won't last long when he gets his ribs broken next by another player.
adnama22 6
yay I love playing rugby tho it is rough but getting hurt and showing u can take the pain is gold for girls:) playing guys sometimes get over cocky but ouchthat would really hurt
CallMeHush 1
Well 141, I was trying to be discreet and not mention that your mom calls it " her stainless steel, pile driver ass" now.
lasttoknow 4
thats wat im saying arent there soppost to be some there for if stuff like that happens
ryrywakaka 0
take the cab !!!
roadracer39 5
take an ibuprofen and harden the **** up.
knights95 9
Harden what up? :0
RedPillSucks 33
The "**** up". They get soft real fast in the summer.
Snowble11 13
What a dick
angiedancesalott 8
thats what you have friends for?
catkat1988 17
Isn't there some sort of protocol for when players get injured and need medical attention? I mean, the way I understand it, injuries aren't exactly rare in rugby. Suing is very American, and it wouldn't be my way to deal with this (as the delay didn't cost you any finacial trouble, it'd seem like revenge more than anything to me), but I definitely thing the protocols for such situations should be taken up with the coach, the club and the organizers of the tournament. You're not supposed to sit for 5 hours with a broken collarbone.
chris274 8
That's definitely not true, Futbol teams draft people watching secretly, have you seen how hard it is to get into LigaBBVA or Barclays? Football gets like 4-8 New players a season if not more due to signings and 7draft picks while soccer gets like 3
tnlander 20
So, did you guys win the tourney? If so then you're a hero. If not, then it sucks to be you.
alcenwndrlnd 0
uh... lawsuit