Today, I broke my collarbone in a rugby tournament. I was forced to sit through five more hours of games because the coach wouldn't take me to the hospital until the tournament was over. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML
Today, after twisting my knee playing soccer with my friends, I had to take myself to the hospital. Apparently finishing the game was more important to them. FML
Today, I accidentally tackled my own teammate during a rugby match, so our coach made me walk the 5 miles back home instead of driving me home with the rest of the team. FML
Today, I discovered that the pain I've had for the past couple of weeks was actually due to a broken collar bone. Now work won't pay for the treatment I need because I continued to work despite the pain. FML
Today, I was in agonizing pain and couldn't move. My parents said they couldn't take me to the ER until the football game on TV was over. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room for a broken collarbone. This wouldn’t be so bad if my parents hadn’t paid $20,000 for me to go to a snowboarding academy all winter. Today was day one. FML
Today, I'm in hospital because of my brother. He followed me and my boyfriend around a fair yesterday dressed as a gorilla, and whenever we showed some sort of affection towards one another, he rugby tackled me. The final tackle caused me to break my wrist. FML
Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML
Today, I had my first hockey game after being out with a shoulder injury. I ended up cracking my tail bone. FML
Today, after taking care not to hurt myself during my workout, I injured my shoulder extricating myself from my sports bra. FML
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Stroke_Her_Ace 15
And there's no medical staff at this tournament why?
JesusFishTaco 5
I ******* hate it when people argue about sports.
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Comments (115)
ekajelyod 0
I went a week without knowing I had snapped my collar bone but really there isn't much the hospital can do unless it's totally crushed
Jasonf6 0
Sid you sue him yet?
Penguin69 0
Wow
iewisokwas 0
rugby is the best sport ever!
Mell18 0
that's sooooooooo brutal, I broke mine and the pain was the worst thing ever. hopefully yours heals well!!!!
italianbby 11
that sucks, but you're bad ass for playing the greatest sport invented. :)
Ryan11adidas 4
I broke my collar bone really bad and it was almost coming through my skin. I needed surgery, but they couldn't get my surgery in for 17 days so I had to live 17 in a ton of pain doing EVERYTHING with a very badly broken collar bone!!!
cutey98 2
sew himm!
CateXOX 0
Please refer to the moron a few posts above you that made almost the exact same comment.
Calyx_fml 22
You could have taken yourself. You don't need his permission.
Calyx_fml 22
Not all sports are shit: worlds strongest man, speed climbing, bike trials (obstacle course), aerial skateboarding, womens beach volleyball, hang gliding, pole vaulting, etc...