Today, I broke my collarbone in a rugby tournament. I was forced to sit through five more hours of games because the coach wouldn't take me to the hospital until the tournament was over. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML
Today, after twisting my knee playing soccer with my friends, I had to take myself to the hospital. Apparently finishing the game was more important to them. FML
Today, I accidentally tackled my own teammate during a rugby match, so our coach made me walk the 5 miles back home instead of driving me home with the rest of the team. FML
Today, I discovered that the pain I've had for the past couple of weeks was actually due to a broken collar bone. Now work won't pay for the treatment I need because I continued to work despite the pain. FML
Today, I was in agonizing pain and couldn't move. My parents said they couldn't take me to the ER until the football game on TV was over. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room for a broken collarbone. This wouldn’t be so bad if my parents hadn’t paid $20,000 for me to go to a snowboarding academy all winter. Today was day one. FML
Today, I'm in hospital because of my brother. He followed me and my boyfriend around a fair yesterday dressed as a gorilla, and whenever we showed some sort of affection towards one another, he rugby tackled me. The final tackle caused me to break my wrist. FML
Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML
Today, I had my first hockey game after being out with a shoulder injury. I ended up cracking my tail bone. FML
Today, after taking care not to hurt myself during my workout, I injured my shoulder extricating myself from my sports bra. FML
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Top comments
Stroke_Her_Ace 15
And there's no medical staff at this tournament why?
JesusFishTaco 5
I ******* hate it when people argue about sports.
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Comments (115)
randomdude13 0
rugby is the best!
dhearn 0
shouldn't have broken your collarbone then
goaliemkl123 8
a doctor can't do much more about a broken collarbone than u or I could
REELAX_fml 0
that sounds like my lacrosse coach after I broke my leg lol good thing he didn't make me play
adnama22 6
doesn't that suck I play it tho I love it I li e gettin hurt I had the same thing well I just didn't get it broken lol gotta love girls rugby
imapyro1996 4
your a pussy I broke my collarbone when I was ten and waited two days before my parents found out it was bad enough to go to a hospital for, they just thought it was sprained
jaytee1994 9
I know tht pain. I broke my collar bone as well. it hurts like a bitch
cheyanne_m 0
man the **** up. a girl on my rugby team waited through an entire game and some and she had a dislocated knee. her leg was at a ******* angle!
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
The sport is not relevant... tell your coach to go **** himself, then kick him in the pills, then make him wait for hours, to recover, (Kickin that asshole in the pills as much as needed) then walk away telling him his wife is a great lay... he's an asshole... so hand it to him!!!!
kethery 0
ummm, hello dumbass - ever here of a phone and 911. then sue the coach.
CateXOX 0
And what would 911 do? Bring a team of paramedics out to give OP an ice pack and a few encouraging words? It would waste their time.