Today, I broke my collarbone in a rugby tournament. I was forced to sit through five more hours of games because the coach wouldn't take me to the hospital until the tournament was over. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML
Today, after twisting my knee playing soccer with my friends, I had to take myself to the hospital. Apparently finishing the game was more important to them. FML
Today, I accidentally tackled my own teammate during a rugby match, so our coach made me walk the 5 miles back home instead of driving me home with the rest of the team. FML
Today, I discovered that the pain I've had for the past couple of weeks was actually due to a broken collar bone. Now work won't pay for the treatment I need because I continued to work despite the pain. FML
Today, I was in agonizing pain and couldn't move. My parents said they couldn't take me to the ER until the football game on TV was over. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room for a broken collarbone. This wouldn’t be so bad if my parents hadn’t paid $20,000 for me to go to a snowboarding academy all winter. Today was day one. FML
Today, I'm in hospital because of my brother. He followed me and my boyfriend around a fair yesterday dressed as a gorilla, and whenever we showed some sort of affection towards one another, he rugby tackled me. The final tackle caused me to break my wrist. FML
Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML
Today, I had my first hockey game after being out with a shoulder injury. I ended up cracking my tail bone. FML
Today, after taking care not to hurt myself during my workout, I injured my shoulder extricating myself from my sports bra. FML
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Top comments
Stroke_Her_Ace 15
And there's no medical staff at this tournament why?
JesusFishTaco 5
I ******* hate it when people argue about sports.
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Comments (115)
hateevryone 15
and wasn't anybody else there that could've taken you?
nika10105 14
a broken colorbone doesn't even hurt. well only like a bruise because that's what happened to me when i was seven and i didn't even shed a single tear.... SUCK IT UP!!!!! be a man!!!!
ihasbrains 10
What's a colorbone? Please, enlighten me.
kenziegurl14 0
Sue 'em.
JokeMeister 0
no asst. coaches, hunh? SUE!!!
practicesafesax 0
that's why we in America play football.
chris2213 2
You need the pads because you are *******
Getjynxd 2
Lol why does every1 say sue? Suck it up
ryanreers 0
I know how you feel, I broke my collarbone in Italy playing football and had to sit through the game.
Xmarshall16X 5
I broke my collarbone a few months ago so I know how much that hurts. I was without painkillers for like 30 minutes and i was in complete agony. But 5 hours!?
Danielle2555 0
I wouldve broken his collarbone then be like... So ready to go now..!?
s0ftlipz 0
ever hear of using a cellphone and calling an ambulance ?