Today, I'm in hospital because of my brother. He followed me and my boyfriend around a fair yesterday dressed as a gorilla, and whenever we showed some sort of affection towards one another, he rugby tackled me. The final tackle caused me to break my wrist. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML
Today, my first date consisted of him and me in the emergency room of the hospital after his little brother hit me in the face with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, I broke my collarbone in a rugby tournament. I was forced to sit through five more hours of games because the coach wouldn't take me to the hospital until the tournament was over. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my room and we were kissing. He was being exceptionally aggressive and intense when my brother knocked outside my door, demanding I open it. He had to jump out while I was fumbling to fix my top and cover my marks with my hair. FML
Today, I accidentally sliced open my crush's hand at work while we were messing around on break. A month ago, I broke his brother's finger playing dodgeball. No wonder I'm still single; he must think I'm out to get his family. FML
Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML
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Sagar Nair 12
And you never told him to stop the first time?
Charlie Given 28
Brother or not you should have pressed charges for assault, your brother is either jealous of your relationship or he's a ******* asshole ,cut ties it'll only get worse
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Comments (11)
Sagar Nair 12
And you never told him to stop the first time?
riley873 21
either you don't have siblings or your family's the frickin Cleavers
Sinshine 28
That's WAY beyond siblings messing with each other. I would definitely call the police on that on the 2nd tackle.
kfchicken 31
I'm assuming anyone willing to go to that extent won't stop of you simply tell them to
Zoey775 16
Your brother sounds like a jerk.
Charlie Given 28
Brother or not you should have pressed charges for assault, your brother is either jealous of your relationship or he's a ******* asshole ,cut ties it'll only get worse
BurnInDemonFire 39
"That's assault, brotha!" I'm worried about his motivations. Is he mentally challenged, upset that your boyfriend is spending more time with you that you used to spend with him, or was he trying to keep you away from your boyfriend because he wants to **** you himself?
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
time for your brother to have an "accident "
s25s 3
Your brother is an a**hole
0neiros 14
Where was the boyfriend in all this? bout the 3rd time he's have been clutching what was his ballsack, and was now his new chin.
MamaChey 24
Your brother sounds hilarious!