Today, I get as much time with the woman of my dreams as I do with my children: One day, every two weeks. She lives with me. They don't. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I live with my mother and realized she goes out with her friends and dates more times a week than I do in a single month. FML
Today, after meeting the love of my life two weeks ago and moving him in to start our life together, my kids have run off to live with their dads. Apparently they are “not dealing with another new dad.” FML
Today, I can officially say my parents spend more time with my cheating ex than me. Today is Sunday, and since Monday they have visited her on 4 days, leaving three days for me to see them, but on two of those days I had work, so I have visited my own parents once this week, while they saw her 4 times. FML
Today, I realized that I'm jealous of my newly-divorced roommate. She has so much freedom now because her daughter lives 50/50 with her ex. I'm trying so hard keeping my household, relationship, work, and kids happy, and I'm tired and overwhelmed all of the time, while she goes on vacation with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, after having multiple dreams where I have a daughter with my boyfriend, I'm now emotionally attached to a child who isn't real, and I get depressed when I can't be with her in real life. FML
Today, my wife, who I haven’t seen for over a month because we both travel a lot for work, got home. The last thing she said to me was that she couldn't wait to get home because she just wants some alone time. FML
Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
Today, after two months of being apart from my wife of five years, who'd returned to Panama to deal with a family issue, she innocently slips into conversation that she’s been hanging out with her high school boyfriend. When challenged, she responded, “You get to see me all the time!” FML
Today, my marriage of only a month is falling apart because my wife is furious that I allowed my daughter to move in with my mother, who lives just a few houses down. My daughter wanted to go live with her grandma and I agreed because my wife brought in four kids and my daughter had virtually no space. FML
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Chazzster 32
While you may want her, this is not the “woman of your dreams” if she can or will only spend this little time with you. Why put up with this level of aggravation and frustration? It’s a new year, make this your first resolution. It hurts at first, but you need to end this relationship.
RichardPencil 32
That's on you. If you wanted to spend more time with her, you'd go more often down to the basement where you've got her chained up.
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Chazzster 32
While you may want her, this is not the “woman of your dreams” if she can or will only spend this little time with you. Why put up with this level of aggravation and frustration? It’s a new year, make this your first resolution. It hurts at first, but you need to end this relationship.
this guy 1987 4
We both manage 60 plus hours at the same restaurant on opposite shifts 6 days a week. She closes on Monday and I'm still awake when she gets home that's the only time we have but every other week I have my kids so I spend those Mondays with them
RichardPencil 32
That's on you. If you wanted to spend more time with her, you'd go more often down to the basement where you've got her chained up.
Vesi 30
out of curiosity.. is this due to her career or something else going on?
this guy 1987 4
We both manage at the same restaurant we worked 6 days a week and about 60 hours she works days I work nights so when she leaves her work I'm sleeping when I get home she's sleeping The only day we can spend time together is Monday because she works night and I'm off so I'm awake when she gets home
randybryant799 21
Why do you put up with that?
Hangryko 32
Why? I need more information.