Paul Williams
United States
Today, I had my first hockey game after being out with a shoulder injury. I ended up cracking my tail bone. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
pinklatina
Canada
Today, I fell and fractured my tailbone. I just healed from my last tailbone fracture 4 weeks ago. FML
skatergrrrl
United States
Today, I had my first ice skating lesson. I had to wait five years for a rink to open in my town, two weeks for my lessons to begin, but only ten minutes to fall and hit my tailbone so hard that I can't walk. FML
Anonymous
Portsmouth, United States
What the puck?
Today, I had my first game ever as an ice hockey goalie. Our team didn't have a goalie helmet, so they gave me a regular one which didn't cover me completely. I was worried about it and told my coach, but he said I would be fine. I then took a puck to the throat that sent me to hospital. FML
ice_dancer_jake
Great, just great
Today, after spending the day at work avoiding all hard manual tasks that may harm me, I had a table dropped on my foot. I broke my toe, split my nail and had to get a tetanus shot. I was avoiding injury as I was supposed to be performing in a figure skating exhibition this evening. FML
Booooolette
Beauvais, France
Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML
thisblows
United States
The name of that old man?
Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML
marie
San Jose, United States
Gamers rise up
Today, after a stressful day at work, I just wanted to go home and play video games. And then I broke my thumb. FML
Anonymous
Rochester, United States
Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML
fmlmao
Today, I was feeling depressed, so I decided to go snowboarding with friends to cheer myself up. I fell on the first trail and broke my dominant wrist. FML
nico
United States
Today, I broke my collarbone in a rugby tournament. I was forced to sit through five more hours of games because the coach wouldn't take me to the hospital until the tournament was over. FML
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YurTriniFantasy 1
FYL OP i feel bad for you but i hope yu heal up quickly and go back to hockey :)
ATLforever7 6
And yet the pros are making millions of dollars... Not bad for out of work figure skaters.
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johngarber24 1
finally more FMLs
YurTriniFantasy 1
FYL OP i feel bad for you but i hope yu heal up quickly and go back to hockey :)
fmlsaves 0
maybe u should try a sport more suited for you... like table tennis (hard to break your tailbone playing table tennis)
kendallhi 9
this is a sign. I agree try table tennis
NabbdjuretPerry 0
When u are back u are going to be like Sidney Crosby, I promise :)
sarahxD1234 5
hockey can hurt , try being the canucks ?
imaberry95 0
well you might fall playing table tennis... or try a super Asian ninja 360 back hand off the table and hit your tail bone on the table
Alwayspullout 7
pussy
Codezlol 21
You play hard, you fall hard ;). Hope you heal well!
counterfit 10
I don't think breaking a tailbone is quite as bad as having your loudmouth goalie eat his words while losing the Stanley Cup finals. Go Bruins.
hutch66 13
I totally agree. I know how breaking your tailbone feels. it kinda sucks you'll be out for the rest of the season but it will get better. good luck!
imacreeper 3
for *some* reason I think that hockey really isn't your thing. hmm, just a feeling;)
cnastydawg 0
I hate when I fall on my ass the pad in the pants doesn't even help it makes it worse. people that don't know what it feels like, if you fall hard enough you can almost black out.
cbhockey 5
60, being from boston, you are my f-ing hero :)
jayalexander 7
dang I know how it feels, I was out for weeks with a back injury to only come back and bust my knee up
whitesox365 0
hmm lets see what the ratio of canadians to americans is... canucks suck
yyyydyyyy 0
just cuz you're Canadian doesn't mean you like the Canucks
Dodlaf_fml 4
breaking a tailbone sucks it hurts like hell and you can't sit properly for like six months good luck :)
Mo2k10 0
Damn :O
volley4eva1698 0
talk about dedication
EatnBeef 7
lol I thought they had ass pads in hockey? then again i only pay attention to the fights haha
Lostdonut 3
That sucks! Tail bone injuries are a bitch haha.
MrSassypants 34
Head, shoulders, broken bones! Broken bones!
zozohearts 0
Wait.. You have a tail?! That's amazing. Op, I don't know what it's like to have a tail bone broken but, I hope you get better :)
btown1616 0
hockey is gay period
WCARlover 35
way to be a champ!
Sarababyyy94 0
Your picture is quite amusing!! (= love it!! haha. and I agree!! high five to OP!! (=
daisyloo 7
Haha is that you in the picture? It's super hilarious:)
Sarababyyy94 0
hahaha. that's what I was satin! total classic move!! haha (=
moneygod 0
your hot
max_wilder 9
did it hurt?
WCARlover 35
it actually felt quite nice, like falling on a fluffy cloud
unluckiestperson_fml 14
"did it hurt"? That's possibly the most retarded thing anyone could ask someone who's broken their tail bone.
YayFlameWarz 9
Take a WILD and CRAZY guess.
luvppl 6
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that they were joking.
luvppl 6
that was to 32 :)
Mr_Darkside 5
you must be a ******* genius. of course no one feels pain after braking a bone. it feels very nice. you should try it sometime.
MothsWings 4
That's rough...
EliseAqua 0
FYL! My friend has a fracture in her tailbone. It's a nasty place to hurt yourself because it hurts to stand, sit, or lie down. I hope you heal quickly and that you will be back on the ice as soon as possible!
nika10105 14
yea my tailbone got broken when I was little and my parents never took me into the doctors so now I have a healed curbed tailbone.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Maybe hockey's just not your sport. Klutz.
girl14 0
Hockey is everybody's sport.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Just Canadians.
ATLforever7 6
And yet the pros are making millions of dollars... Not bad for out of work figure skaters.
ipwnlosers 4
I like the way you think.