Today, I broke my collarbone in a rugby tournament. I was forced to sit through five more hours of games because the coach wouldn't take me to the hospital until the tournament was over. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML
Today, after twisting my knee playing soccer with my friends, I had to take myself to the hospital. Apparently finishing the game was more important to them. FML
Today, I accidentally tackled my own teammate during a rugby match, so our coach made me walk the 5 miles back home instead of driving me home with the rest of the team. FML
Today, I discovered that the pain I've had for the past couple of weeks was actually due to a broken collar bone. Now work won't pay for the treatment I need because I continued to work despite the pain. FML
Today, I was in agonizing pain and couldn't move. My parents said they couldn't take me to the ER until the football game on TV was over. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room for a broken collarbone. This wouldn’t be so bad if my parents hadn’t paid $20,000 for me to go to a snowboarding academy all winter. Today was day one. FML
Today, I'm in hospital because of my brother. He followed me and my boyfriend around a fair yesterday dressed as a gorilla, and whenever we showed some sort of affection towards one another, he rugby tackled me. The final tackle caused me to break my wrist. FML
Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML
Today, I had my first hockey game after being out with a shoulder injury. I ended up cracking my tail bone. FML
Today, after taking care not to hurt myself during my workout, I injured my shoulder extricating myself from my sports bra. FML
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Top comments
Stroke_Her_Ace 15
And there's no medical staff at this tournament why?
JesusFishTaco 5
I ******* hate it when people argue about sports.
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Comments (115)
vettle 6
can't do anything about a broken collarbone anyway. sorry op.
angie_nsn 5
take one for the team. :p just kidding, I'd be goig crazy on my coach x)
mayo21 0
you play rugby. man up son.
TaylorRugby 0
That's rugby mate;)
butterflyz1961 2
Why could't you call someone?
hunter1BOOM 0
FYI for playing rugby.
minatosexy 0
where are your perants?
CameronRandle 0
IT'S. *******. RUGBY. You knew what you signed on for. Suck it up.
al2halski 0
dude I play rugby it's a tough sport.....so one suck it up and two he had to be there for the team
frisko89 0
I broke my collarbone playing backyard football at my dads when I was younger. I went to tell my stepmom and she grabbed my arm and lifted it up high and said it wasn't broken so I had to wait a day til I got back to my moms house before her and my stepdad took me to the hospital.