Today, I sat down in a hair salon. The guy getting his hair cut before me then told the girl doing the cutting that he's on a 2-week quarantine and he's not sure whether or not he's got Covid. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML
Today, the checkout guy at my local store asked me if I had my hair cut. I answered and started talking about my hair, and he gave me a really weird look. He was talking to his friend, who I hadn't noticed in the queue behind me. FML
Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML
Today, my barber repeatedly threatened to stab me with scissors while I was getting my hair cut. FML
Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
Today, I haven’t had a haircut in 15 months. Our politicians announced that the lockdown, prohibiting haircuts, commerce and social life, will go on even longer than previously decided. Our impeccably coiffed politicians, that is. FML
Today, I got my hair cut. When I was leaving, my stylist was standing fairly close while we were talking. She reached out to smooth out my hair; I went in for a hug. She didn't want a hug. Everyone who was there just stared at me until I left the building. FML
Today, my bartender noticed my new haircut before my live-in boyfriend did. FML
Today, after almost 2 months of working from home alone, I was out walking and heard 2 guys talking. One was sitting in his car smoking weed; the other was standing next to the car telling him how he was tested positive today. Maybe not mention you are Covid positive when you're not supposed to be in public at all. FML
Today, for the first time in months, my best friend agreed to hang out with me. After waiting, three hours for him to show up, I called to see what was taking him so long. He told me he couldn't come because he needed to get a haircut. FML
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cuz803 46
I'd leave. Instant turn off. Also, are you vaccinated? Getting vaccinated will lower the chances of catching it and help ease your symptoms if you did contract it.
Carolyn Bodie 6
Leave. We (hairdressers) should be saying not to that crap!
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Carolyn Bodie 6
Leave. We (hairdressers) should be saying not to that crap!
cuz803 46
I'd leave. Instant turn off. Also, are you vaccinated? Getting vaccinated will lower the chances of catching it and help ease your symptoms if you did contract it.
Yummi_913 18
Had a similar thing happen a few months ago. After dropping my tiny tot off for her second day at daycare, I stopped to ask the director a few questions. During this, a mom came to drop off a change of clothes for her son, handed it to the director, and told her "I'll let you know about his covid results when they come in". It took me a few moments to recover from standing there in pure shock. My daughter hasn't been back there since, and unfortunately this isn't even the biggest reason why.
RichardPencil 32
If he's in quarantine, what is he doing in a hair salon? Does he know what quarantine means? If you're vaccinated, go ahead and get your hair done. If not, GTFO and go get vaccinated.
Jon Tessler 14
leave, leave now