Today, I backed into our new garage door. The same new garage door that we purchased because I broke our old one by backing into it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after double-checking to make sure the garage door was completely open, I backed my car into it. FML
Today, my old ass garage door got bent while I was trying to close it. I broke nearly all of my fingernails trying to force it back into place. Time to get a new garage door. FML
Today, for the third time this year, my wife backed into the garage door. We’d just finally got it fixed exactly one week ago for $1800 from the last time she did it. Somehow it’s my fault. FML
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML
Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, I was pulling into a parking garage space and using the next car over to judge where the wall was in front of me, but ended up whumping my front bumper as I pulled forward. Wondering what had happened, I got out to see that the car I was aligning myself against had hit the wall too. FML
Today, I backed a van into another car at work, damaging the tailgate in the process. I work at a panel beater. The van I was driving had just had a brand new tailgate put on. FML
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
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Top comments
kbaker90 0
I see a pattern here. Perhaps you should be more careful when driving.
nancyngo 0
Fail. :( YDI for not being careful!
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Comments (79)
citygirlnomore 0
lolz it means for the win..
razorp 0
hmm learn to drive maybe? always check mirrors before backing up you dumb ass... the next post from this user will be " today I got arrested for backing over someones child. FML"
unpossible 26
"...the same child I bought to replace the old one I backed over." LMAO
Gibby_fml 0
are you blonde by chance? lol
libbyson 5
what is wrong with this world where its not common practice to look behind you before you back up. People need to learn how to drive before they should be allowed on the road
CallMeHush 1
For some reason I couldn't see if the OP is male or female, sorry ladies I'm going to ASSUME that OP is a girl. Although the first time you had to tell the hubby must have been bad I would have paid money to see the meltdown that came with the second time. Surrender yourself to the fact that you should probably never drive again. Think about it... you didn't see a big effin door, it could have been a kid.
nonynony 0
Seriously, this is both incredibly stupid and incredibly scary! LOOK BEHIND YOU when you're backing out!
lostfaithinpppl 19
Maybe you shouldn't get behind the wheel, moron. Do everyone a favor and don't drive anymore.
trucktwister 0
I replaced garage door with child and it made me lol.
AlucardD80 0
wow pretty much every story I read I see #2 on here
Gen2105 0
That is why you car has different gears that you need to pay attention to! Wow...
louie111887 0
dude pay attention. fyl but you also di. I don't see how you could do this twice.