Today, I backed into our new garage door. The same new garage door that we purchased because I broke our old one by backing into it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after double-checking to make sure the garage door was completely open, I backed my car into it. FML
Today, my old ass garage door got bent while I was trying to close it. I broke nearly all of my fingernails trying to force it back into place. Time to get a new garage door. FML
Today, for the third time this year, my wife backed into the garage door. We’d just finally got it fixed exactly one week ago for $1800 from the last time she did it. Somehow it’s my fault. FML
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML
Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, I was pulling into a parking garage space and using the next car over to judge where the wall was in front of me, but ended up whumping my front bumper as I pulled forward. Wondering what had happened, I got out to see that the car I was aligning myself against had hit the wall too. FML
Today, I backed a van into another car at work, damaging the tailgate in the process. I work at a panel beater. The van I was driving had just had a brand new tailgate put on. FML
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
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Top comments
kbaker90 0
I see a pattern here. Perhaps you should be more careful when driving.
nancyngo 0
Fail. :( YDI for not being careful!
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Comments (79)
Madstar744 0
You poor, poor thing, you.
88sforlife 0
I'd just make you pay for every qaraqe door you backed into .
dakins 0
when I saw this all I could think was please dear god don't be another woman that embarrasses my gender.
soundandshock 0
invest in hanging beads instead of a door
paradox1234 1
Someone's on a winning streak,..
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
"watch where your going" is what they say.
livelobster123 14
I saw an FML like this about thirty minutes ago. I don't remember it well, but here's the gist of it: Today, my dad decided to put an Edward Cullen cardboard cutout behind my car. When I saw it in my rearview mirror. I hit the gas. We now how half a garage door. FML. Was that you, OP? If it is, please respond.
Szaszaspasz 26
You have my sympathy; lack of spatial judgement can be a bitch.
GRgoldfish 19
my God! how many times do you have to hit something before you learn!?
TurkeySlab 9
Did you forget to open it by chance?????