Today, I backed into our new garage door. The same new garage door that we purchased because I broke our old one by backing into it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after double-checking to make sure the garage door was completely open, I backed my car into it. FML
Today, my old ass garage door got bent while I was trying to close it. I broke nearly all of my fingernails trying to force it back into place. Time to get a new garage door. FML
Today, for the third time this year, my wife backed into the garage door. We’d just finally got it fixed exactly one week ago for $1800 from the last time she did it. Somehow it’s my fault. FML
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML
Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, I was pulling into a parking garage space and using the next car over to judge where the wall was in front of me, but ended up whumping my front bumper as I pulled forward. Wondering what had happened, I got out to see that the car I was aligning myself against had hit the wall too. FML
Today, I backed a van into another car at work, damaging the tailgate in the process. I work at a panel beater. The van I was driving had just had a brand new tailgate put on. FML
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
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Top comments
kbaker90 0
I see a pattern here. Perhaps you should be more careful when driving.
nancyngo 0
Fail. :( YDI for not being careful!
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Comments (79)
MasterConan 0
stop parking in the damn garage! just fill it with crap and park in the driveway like normal people.
ColdGold 6
Practice backing-up somewhere that you won't hit something.
kisseshugsdrugs 5
personally i like ftw = **** the world! haha but for the win is also appropriate
grimspook76 0
Congrats on being a complete idiot.
Bertha5 0
wooowww! epic fail.
Jake1488 0
dont feel bad i cant count the times iv done that.
danii_s2 0
it's a taxi driver for sure.
AmeOwl 0
Learn to drive! I'm just glad the door stopped you before you could get to the street where your terrible driving skills might actually hurt someone!
Luna0709 0
who would give you a driver's license?
MakeupBurn 0
Dumbass didn't you learn the first time around?