Today, after a heated debate with my friend on whether blondes are naturally stupid, I convinced her that I'm actually quite intelligent, and poured myself a glass of juice in victory. After finishing the glass, instead of returning the bottle back to the refrigerator, I put it in the cupboard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde, I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smacked face-first into a glass door. FML
Today, I poured out a glass of apple juice to drink. I threw out a beer can from earlier, and my mom thought I was drinking alcohol, not juice. She scolded me, until I made her physically taste the juice. FML
Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML
Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML
Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML
Today, I learned that drunk me from last night is apparently great at flirting. She also apparently flirted her way to a free bottle of white wine, only to shatter it on the kitchen floor at 2 a.m. How did I find out? Three words: glass in foot. FML
Today, some friends and I had a wine tasting evening, and I tried to impress my friends by showing off my extensive knowledge of different wines. I confidently described the subtle "notes of vanilla and oak" in a bottle of wine… only to find out that my "friends" had pranked me, and it was actually grape juice. FML
Today, I had a mumbled conversation with myself in a supermarket aisle about whether or not to buy a bottle of bourbon. Nothing screams "pathetic loser" like an alcoholic in denial having a debate with himself out loud near strangers. FML
Today, after a stressful week, I spent my last few dollars on some comfort food. Later, my roommate's girlfriend came over and helped herself to my juice, drinking it straight from the bottle. I'm such a germaphobe, I can't bring myself to even take a sip. It's a full bottle. FML
Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML
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Top comments
Hgielad_720 0
On a serious note, anyone can be stupid, regardless of their hair color.
krushr 3
Are you suggesting that being absent-minded means you're dumb? Maybe you really are dumb.
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Comments (93)
Hgielad_720 0
Haha, typical "blond moment."
mrfruits 0
no blondes are not stupid, fat blondes are gosh.
TenderizeMe 0
Blonde* #1. dont be such a grey head.
Hgielad_720 0
Geez. What is it with you and the "fat jokes" ??? Grow up a little. I'm pretty sure no one on this site appreciates your comments.
Hgielad_720 0
16, I'm pretty sure blond can be spelled it either way. I prefer it spelled with an e but I believe without an e is the proper way to spell it.
redbluegreen 41
I've Googled it for you. "The words blond and blonde come from the French and follow somewhat the French pattern. Blond (without the e) is used to describe males. Blonde refers to women or female gender. In modern use, blond is sometimes used for female as well as male, but blonde is preferred for female."
Hgielad_720 0
redbluegreen, Thank you! Now I know. :) Lol
RehcieR 0
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rallets 23
YDI for acting so arrogant
Mehness 0
Anyone can do this. I'm a brunette and I've done it before. It's not like you don't know it doesn't go there.
pcakewafflebacon 0
I bet op's skin is orange. hangs around fat chicks. etc
shellbell2693 0
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zp5 4
blondes aren't stupid, but they can be, like everyone else.
fakeaccountX 6
Blonde joke in the workings here.
sakura10190210 0
you forgot the e
franniedottp 8
yep, we got that one covered...
youlikefishstix 0
mrfruits... I appreciate your comments... haha jk
DGAFprincess 0
when I was in hs I had this argument on more than one occasion. one girls rebuttle shocked me though. she actually said "didn't you know that the reason blondes are dumb is because they all have at least one hair touching their brain?". true story.
rob780202 0
hglielad_720 why do u even talk just look at ur picture. your forehead is huge and you look like your 10
stephanie0613 0
Totally agree with 36, this has happened to me. It's not that I think it goes there i'm just distracted by something else and I put things in random places.
LisaBanana 0
Don't get too butt-hurt if it's a world-wide opinion, cause shit like this happens!
evan_789 7
I do stuff like this ALL the time, but with milk from cereal.
joeyohe 0
that happens to me all the time!!!
skittle68 0
Ha ha I embrace my blondness. That way what I have a "blonde moment" I can actually blame it on being blonde. And yes, the carpet matches the drapes lol
CitrusGirl 0
I'm blonde and I have a GPA of 3.87 and I got a 31 on my ACT. Just saying.
mayumm 0
FAKE FML.
guckylynn 19
179 being intellectually intelligent and smart aren't the same thing. That's where most blonde jokes come in. As for putting things back in the wrong place she probably got the cup out last and was talking while putting away the juice so her mind replayed where the last thing she took goes which was the juice cupboard.
chuk_norris_fml 0
WAIT --- Since when do people drink "victory juice?" Am I the only one who realized how really weird this is?
isabellarodrigue 0
thats ok. i put milk in the cabinet and didnt find out till the next morning. lol
krushr 3
Are you suggesting that being absent-minded means you're dumb? Maybe you really are dumb.
Lauren10102 3
agree!
muppetslover 11
This was a really dumb FML....
Hgielad_720 0
On a serious note, anyone can be stupid, regardless of their hair color.
Hgielad_720 0
I was merely stating a fact, no need to be a douche.
DocBastard 40
Newsflash! Anyone can be stupid! FML comment section cited as example! More at 11!
Hgielad_720 0
Nope, actually I'm pretty old here...... :)
DocBastard 40
Ayame- neither the "Doc" nor the "Bastard" is exaggerated.
anorexicbarbie 8
19 is an idiot.
Hgielad_720 0
60 is a bitch.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
woah.
Hgielad_720 0
Lol when I said I was old here, I was kidding. I'm not very new but I was unaware that I'm not suppose to aggravate KaySL (or whatever their name is.) Thanks for the advice though.
yuggi1 11
First time I've heard of this KaySL. o.O Sounds like a douche.
Hgielad_720 0
Well now I know who you are. :)
Hgielad_720 0
It's nice to meet you too. :D
Hgielad_720 0
It's nice to meet you too. :D
hahafylop 4
KaySL, you sound like a decent person in this world of morons, why did you make that bitchy comment?
KiddNYC1O 22
Yeah, KSL pretty much has been here a long time. I haven't seen them comment in a while on here. I guess they used up their sick days lol
KiddNYC1O 22
97- Don't waste your breath.
KiddNYC1O 22
Disregard comment 104 lol Yeah, KSL, I can't believe you remember lol. I didn't want to lose that username either so I just added a zero at the end. Worked out fine lol.
hahafylop 4
Ok glad to know that you didn't mean it KaySL.
anorexicbarbie 8
Alien head.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Ohmigod, who let KaySL out of her cage? Run, villagers!
KiddNYC1O 22
Who let YOU out, Foe? =p
ImaginaryFoe 1
Pendatic usually keeps me locked away for your protection, Kidd. Not cos he cares but because he hates the clean up.
redbluegreen 41
Am I the mother of this operation?
KiddNYC1O 22
Haha, damn.
ImaginaryFoe 1
You must be, rbg. You're the only sane one around.
redbluegreen 41
Me? Sane? I've never heard that one before. -sharpens pitchfork-
anorexicbarbie 8
I dunno, just felt like posting it. Chicken face.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Damn, the butter didn't work. Keep running, villagers! There's two of 'em now!
redbluegreen 41
Whoa, hold up there, Foe. Did you say butter? Is there toast for that butter to be spread all up over?
KiddNYC1O 22
Yeah, can't pass up on cookies. Macadamia?=O
KiddNYC1O 22
LOL. That too, of course.
anorexicbarbie 8
129 No one, I'm combining random words you pineapple mouth.
redbluegreen 41
Ooh, I love doing that. Probably my favorite is **** bubble. >_> Darren, you're such a peanut butter cookie!
redbluegreen 41
No, but I rather like dick blister. I'll be sure to call someone that sometime soon. :D
lgs25 0
you guys are all funny
thecrazyasian 3
especially u, u ugly bitch
anorexicbarbie 8
142 You are such a blanket baby.
Sw33t_Candiee 0
way too true :3
tpm45 25
3 - I'm brunette and you have no idea how many times I've done this lol.
TheZarola 10
YDI for even getting in a "heated debate" over something so trivial.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Absolutely agree. If your friend was implying that you're stupid, she may have a point. Arguing against a ridiculous "fact" and thinking a mental slip proves you are dumb are signs of a less than superb intellect.
Bastet1981 3
trying putting the kettle back in the fridge ;) think we've all done it, but it doesn't make us dumb :)
kdawg000 0
XD you stupid blonde. that is why women should not be treated as equal as men. they belong in the kitchen!
xxLauraSxx 4
Anyone that seriously thinks a hair colour affects one's intelligence is very uneducated in biology or anatomy, and/or is extremely immature. I'd love to hear your friends side of the story and hear him/her explain exactly how it is that a human would think with their hair.
Lee002 8
wow look how many fancy words you used and ur profile picture is blonde that must mean blondes are pretty smart then especially you boy am I impressed
kendra19977 0
uhhh she didn't use very fancy words ...I was them daily and I'm a young teenager.
supernice 0
actually we don't know a lot about how genes can effect other genes and how genes that are not activated react to activate other genes so there is a scientific possibility that people with a physical characteristic ,eg. hair color, could be more likely to be more intelligent... or less.
LuckyMeeeeee 0
That's exactly what I wa thinking Kendra
SBurrke 11
Yes we do.
Cinn_fml 23
There's a difference between a blonde moment and being stupid all the time.
yuggi1 11
Yup. I agree.
hahafylop 4
Yeah. I am a male an I once put my cereal in the fridge and milk in the pantry it was embarrassing.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Are you a bottle blonde, though? If so, the dye went to your head. It's not your fault.
wintermistress7 1
Wow, a blond moment right there. Don't worry about it, it happens.