Today, I backed a van into another car at work, damaging the tailgate in the process. I work at a panel beater. The van I was driving had just had a brand new tailgate put on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML
Today, I backed into our new garage door. The same new garage door that we purchased because I broke our old one by backing into it. FML
Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML
Today, after getting my car completely fixed after it being damaged for a year, I was driving and the entire side panel on the car fell off. The repair man forgot to put the screws back in. FML
Today, I drove my truck into the garage for a couple of minor repairs. It was returned on a flatbed with a blown engine. FML
Today, I dropped my car off at the dealership for a bumper replacement due to a hit and run in a parking lot. After being told it was ready, their shuttle picked me up, and backed up into my just-replaced bumper. FML
Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, I had the lovely experience of witnessing a tow truck cause a couple thousand dollars' worth of damage to my broken-down car. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
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awildwhisper 30
Well considering that it was your fault for backing into them it's a good thing you work as a panel beater and can fix the car again.
raven_of_azarath 35
I thought only pick up trucks had tailgates? Or is that what the trunk door is called?
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Comments (4)
awildwhisper 30
Well considering that it was your fault for backing into them it's a good thing you work as a panel beater and can fix the car again.
raven_of_azarath 35
I thought only pick up trucks had tailgates? Or is that what the trunk door is called?
Lalala579121 28
I thought that too, but after some googling I found out that apparently van rear hatches that open overhead are also called tailgates.
BurnInDemonFire 39
OP: "Yes! No more work for me to... *slams into other car* ...dammit..." OP's boss: "Gotta love the irony. Hey, I should get that on a t-shirt."