Today, I backed into our new garage door. The same new garage door that we purchased because I broke our old one by backing into it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after double-checking to make sure the garage door was completely open, I backed my car into it. FML
Today, my old ass garage door got bent while I was trying to close it. I broke nearly all of my fingernails trying to force it back into place. Time to get a new garage door. FML
Today, for the third time this year, my wife backed into the garage door. We’d just finally got it fixed exactly one week ago for $1800 from the last time she did it. Somehow it’s my fault. FML
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML
Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, I was pulling into a parking garage space and using the next car over to judge where the wall was in front of me, but ended up whumping my front bumper as I pulled forward. Wondering what had happened, I got out to see that the car I was aligning myself against had hit the wall too. FML
Today, I backed a van into another car at work, damaging the tailgate in the process. I work at a panel beater. The van I was driving had just had a brand new tailgate put on. FML
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
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Top comments
kbaker90 0
I see a pattern here. Perhaps you should be more careful when driving.
nancyngo 0
Fail. :( YDI for not being careful!
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Comments (79)
clavie_fml 0
Just remove the garage doors :) Problem solved.... ... but watch out for the cement wall 3m after you enter the garage LOL (hope you don't have anyone in the back seats)
sparxva 12
Time for your next tuition payment at the school of hard knocks. I guess the real question is whether you've learned anything *this* time.
ydiallday 0
did you not have the necessary strength to put it all the way into drive or were you hungry and you thought that "R" stood for rice?
Fleecy 0
Wow some one is a complete idiot. Do you NOT look where you are driving? Use your mirrors...TURN AROUND???
xoprettyinpunkox 0
how the HELL did you pass your drivers test??
Comentator 0
Wow you fail at learning from your mistakes. You don't deserve the privilege to drive.
cakezorz 0
what are you doing out of the kitchen?
angelofterror 0
Are you serious...? Doesn't your car have any mirrors? Or were they broken off when leaving the garage? Are you visually impaired?
Jim9349 10
GOD GAVE YOU A BRAIN TRY USING IT!!!!
mootorimuna 0
God isn't real, you don't have a brain.
tyty123_fml 0
WOW.! how can yew not remember to lift up the garage door . . . . . sum1 is a little slow