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Aldric Munich, Germany

Today, I was an extra in a movie and I had to play a corpse. At the make up stand, they painted my mouth blue. I then asked the make-up artist why they didn’t do more : "You’re so pale it looks like you’re already dead". FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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tiggerlover100 27

Now you can definitely say you were born to play the part!

cek727 16

As a ginger, I feel your pain. Just think, in Victorian times it was highly sought after to be that pale lol

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CrotatoChip 11

YDI for having genes

tiggerlover100 27

Now you can definitely say you were born to play the part!

cek727 16

As a ginger, I feel your pain. Just think, in Victorian times it was highly sought after to be that pale lol

Cipher_585 18

Well hey, it seems like your the right girl for the job!

will968 15

How can you tell whether op is a girl?

PurpleMyth 28

The person in the top left corner of the FML

usnwife 18

I can't see it on my android app... it only shows on about half of them, I don't get it :/

redcode5 17

Its ok, many consider pale skin as a form of beauty.

Tripartita 45

Looks like you'll have to apply a darker foundation, so they'll put another pale layer over it. Apply it you your entire body. If possible roll around in foundation.

Eldslibo 20

Oddly enough I would take it as a huge compliment. But since you didn't, I hope at least you didn't got to offended by it.

Kaylana_fml 31

Pale skin can be beautiful and desirable. Learn to love and protect it, and you will age far better. Nearly 20% of skin damage occurs before the age of 18...As a redhead, I wish I'd been raised in an era when healthy skin was valued above tanned skin, or I wouldn't be suffering the skin problems I am today.

blueideamonkey97 11

Nearly 20% of your life occurs before the age of 18

Lalala579121 28

Well you could have always just... I dunno, taken care of your skin?

Hinup 11

Lol, sounds like something they would say to me aswell. pale people unite! <3