Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, this guy I like let me wear his favorite baseball hat that he never takes off. I returned it to him later, only to find out I have lice. FML
Today, at my retail job, I tried on one of our hats. My co-worker told me I shouldn't because I could get lice. I laughed it off and told her I didn't believe her. Man, do I believe her now. FML
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML
Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, my kids and I discovered the party hats from the party we just went to were infested with lice. FML
Today, I was making a snowman with my little cousin. I was collecting snow just outside the house, when out of nowhere a snowball struck me in the back of the head and caused me to headbutt the wall. I woke up a short while later to a medic telling me I had a nasty concussion. Thanks, cousin. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML
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Top comments
illmatic2 16
YDI for stealing her hat. That's not a very lice thing to do.
DocBastard 40
Wow, another lice FML. Forget swine flu, HIV, Ebola, and SARS. It appears the lice outbreak is epidemic!
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Comments (96)
taniaaaaa 0
Head lice is a bitch . Js. Sucksss
Hidan_fml 0
Well, that's ******* your fault!
folgy 10
Better hair lice then crabs could you imagine that crabs on ur head
Florence_ 0
YLS is 666 ö
sugarr0babby0 0
oooo...
11colio11 4
ydi for taking someones hat!
Blippety 23
10, it's 1's fault head lice are a bitch?
loony_toon 2
I know hats are great but it is sacred. That's the hat gawds punishing you =P YDI
Danger716 0
Ydi for playing with snow and being a theif.
DocBastard 40
Wow, another lice FML. Forget swine flu, HIV, Ebola, and SARS. It appears the lice outbreak is epidemic!
anorexicbarbie 8
You forgot cholera... oh wait, head lice is worse.
jaesm17 5
that kid has a fivehead.
DocBastard 40
Did you really just make that same lame joke as that other asshole did a few minutes before? Do you really get off on insulting my little girl that much? If that's your only source of amusement, go right ahead. It doesn't bother me, and I assure you it doesn't bother her. It amuses me that my four year old is more mature than you.
theNEUplayer17 0
docbastard props to u and ur beautiful daughter, **** the haters
mamamiaaa_fml 12
you're daughters sucha cutie ppl r dumb.
dwdrummerpro 0
mamamiaaa, you're sucha cutie. just sayin' (:
The_Big_Mac 7
Doc, in this day and age, i hate to say it but its not that suprising, especially with a lot of the parenting now. There are few of us that were raised to have common sense, respect, tact, and developed intellect of the generations prior to us. Of course some would say all the generations prior to us have been rude and had their own issues and we just see it more now, however it seems to be hitting an extreme with the advancement of technology and people pawning their children off to society to raise instead of instilling family values, morals and of course some form of religion, we have lost touch with our roots and to make it worse we all follow one another like mindless sheep to slaughter. It's all about money, fame, sex, drugs, and parties. Anyhow, I agree with your previous point doc.
ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0
I completely agree with big mac.he's got it down.
jaesm17 5
fivehead changed her photo. she mad brahs
5t3ff1k4h 47
80 - Bugger off. Do you really have nothing better to do than pick on a 5 year old kid?
ilovemunro 0
YDI. Your friend was trying to warn you. But your stupid self didn't pay attention.
Zayna_604 0
^^Justin Bieber^^
ilovemunro 0
Haha:D Justin<3 LOL
lolol_BKYCHO 3
Gross...
wolftastic 0
you're cute:)
CaptainPat 0
she's 16 your 41. creeper
SparcMac 0
#59 your picture is amazing.
macskapingvin 0
There is only one good way to deal with lice in your hair. KILL IT WITH FIRE.
unidentified_sta 5
FIRE. FLAMETHROWERAN, in that I'm using a noun as a present-tense verb!
The_Moustache 6
Yeah if OP burns all their hair off, the lice die too. Then of course, OP is bald, but they can deal with that later.
blake204 0
Or he could be a ginger and they would burn off like that :)
illmatic2 16
YDI for stealing her hat. That's not a very lice thing to do.
macskapingvin 0
Yeah, a more lice thing to do would be to drink her blood.
katiesmurph 5
That was a LOUSEy joke
tama_tee 0
I just laughed aloud . thank you .
nightshot63 0
hahaha.... it's funny because he replaces nice with lice.
fakEwOrLD 0
gross lol
jessxoxo28 5
that sucks... good luck getting rid of them :/
Sirin_fml 47
It snows every time she shakes her head. Does empirical observation count?