Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
Today, I asked a girl that I've been talking to for a couple of weeks out, but immediately got rejected because I'm left handed. I guess I'll leave that part out next time. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
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Corvo_Attano_4 12
Don't worry, she probably just uses that excuse on guys a lot and has been accustomed to do that after being asked out
xxrogerthatxx 19
I think I would've rather read "FIRST".
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Comments (114)
Bragi 12
Too butch for her?
Khaleesi_26 30
Sorry to hear that OP, but (this is going to sound corny) Everyone has the perfect someone out there, you just need to search a little harder!
feven 32
Bullshit. I've been searching all my life and I'm still single.
xLIGHTS_fml 23
#18 Don't waste your time searching, and wait for it to come to you. You're a pretty girl.
Khaleesi_26 30
Then maybe you're just searching in the wrong places. Im sure u will find someone. You have a lifetime to look.
KeannaLove 32
#18- Don't take offense when I say this, but if you're really only 16, you literally have your whole life to find someone. Don't waste what could be the best years of your life searching for something that will most likely come on it's own.
Pikachewbacca 7
#18 You're only 16 lol. You have plenty of time for that someone to show up
feven 32
Oh god. Everyone took my comment too seriously. Sorry. Bad attempt at a joke.
may14th 26
I had a feeling when I looked at your profile you would be a teenager. I don't understand why majority of teens worry so much about relationships. I'm 17 and I could care less.
TrentF13 12
All your life? You're what.. 16? I had barely moved out of my parents' house at 16. Give me a break.
kyuubi1 14
lezzbehonest now. bitches be crazay
PraparAnis 19
This is the first time I've heard a gay person get turned down. Sorry OP.
TheMathMajor 26
Gay people are just like everyone else. They don't just date the first other gay person they meet, they have preferences about appearance and personality too. They have all the same relationship issues that straight people have.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
It DOES happen, you know... basically everything TheMathMajor said.
lilbillXD 16
Maybe it's because you're ugly.
foxwasalamb 24
maybe youre an asshole
ironhead_fml 20
Don't worry. There are plenty of fish in the sea. So, throw it behind you and keep fishing.
ChildrenOfFilth 12
Show her the goods she's missing out on and prove that you're a woman too then. It's all about determination!
headofmedusa 15
Maybe she doesn't know you're a girl?
tony1891 22
tell her you are lesbian. just trapped inside of a male body.
slyde32 12
except she's not trapped in a males body, she is a lesbian, inside a female body
thespiantess 18
You should have answered her "That's great, so am I"... I really hope you told her you are a woman and that everything turned out okay. If not, don't worry OP, there's plenty of other fish in the sea! :)