Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
Today, I asked a girl that I've been talking to for a couple of weeks out, but immediately got rejected because I'm left handed. I guess I'll leave that part out next time. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
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Top comments
Corvo_Attano_4 12
Don't worry, she probably just uses that excuse on guys a lot and has been accustomed to do that after being asked out
xxrogerthatxx 19
I think I would've rather read "FIRST".
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Comments (114)
massie91 7
now ive heard it all
artinwords 14
Awwwww
sh4wn 8
That sucks!! She doesn't deserve you then. It's her loss, and know that someone better will come along. Keep your head up. I had many women turn me down before I found the one who I have chosen to settle down with.
ostfaiz 18
Do something to look like a girl atleast, YDI Op
Phoebe18 14
You're an idiot. If the OP is happy with herself and comfortable with the way she looks and dresses, she shouldn't change just to look more girly. Grow up and get over yourself. Telling someone they deserve to be hurt/upset just because they don't match what you like to see in a girl, that's pathetic.
ostfaiz 18
well in my opinion its easier for a girl to opt for the girlish things rather wishin to be a male, rest is ur f* conclusions
xReDMemory 28
Because if the OP doesn't look like the stereotypical kind of girly she wishes to be a male?
thundermoo 16
good thing your opinion doesn't matter. :-)
worldclassrager 41
This looks like you are a **** as well...but I think I might be off
yenze 18
Maybe you miss heard her and she said sorry I am not a lesbian? I could be wrong just trying to help.
vikky538 29
she is playing the same line on everyone.
RachaelAnna92 3
isn't that a good thing then?
otumboo 10
good girls go to heaven, bad girls go down ;)
VampOfSavannah 31
Nice haha
aprah1999 7
What does OP mean??? Srry
iti_fml 12
it means "original poster" ..... refering to the individual who submitted the FML
animelover9427 11
Yehh ive been wondering the same thing
cece23_fml 10
What does FML mean? Jk.