Today, I asked a girl that I've been talking to for a couple of weeks out, but immediately got rejected because I'm left handed. I guess I'll leave that part out next time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was chatting with the girl of my dreams, a real heart-to-heart. Everything was going great, and I asked her if she'd like to get coffee together sometime. She immediately backed away and excused herself, mumbling something about not dating left-handed people. Huh? FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said, "Noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via a forwarded text before I could tell her how I felt. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She sent me a whole list of reasons that she hated me. FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
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Top comments
Googolman 29
That's just not right.
Tripartita 45
And here you were, thinking that "I'm left handed. Will you go out with me?" would be an irresistible pickup line.
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Comments (42)
engineerosaurus 26
Probably a good thing. She's super judgmental and superstitious if she would reject you for that. Just the type of crazy you want to avoid.
Tripartita 45
And here you were, thinking that "I'm left handed. Will you go out with me?" would be an irresistible pickup line.
Googolman 29
That's just not right.
PaolaBlack 7
This was beautiful.
Emma1562 35
What does being left handed have to do with it?
Lalala579121 28
That's pretty much the point of the FML. Well done, #4.
Doctor_W_H_O 18
A lot of religious people look down at lefties
derpina72 23
I can't remeber the reason exactly, but I THINK it's got something to do with lefthanded being translated as sinister? I dunno, all I know is, my dad is left handed and was raised as a super strict Catholic, so he finally got fed up one day, and well, now he's learned to be ambidextrous.
socialproduct 19
You'll leave that part out next time? Why did you include it the first time? Seems kind of irrelevant.
ThatGuyTj 3
She probably asked what his dominant hand is
Googolman 29
Or she could have just seen which hand he used more often. It's not that hard to figure out what someone's dominant hand is.
kristinjeaneen 21
Who turns someone down for being left-handed? My boyfriend of 4 and a half years is left-handed. Probably just wanted an excuse to turn you down.
ThatGuyTj 3
There goes my chances with her ever in my life hahaha ??
gracehi 33
Well, you know what they say about left-handed guys, right? ... They always have ink on their hand. No wonder she didn't want to date you. Inky hand. Ew.
Wutdafuqq 24
Hey us left-handed devil worshipping guys deserve some love too!
lunalane 16
Same with us females too
FalloutScrolls 25
As a left handed man who has held down a marriage for more than 9 years, I can conclude one thing for you, OP. She may have been drunk when she said "I do" and has been too lazy to file for divorce ever since. It can be done! I'm proof!