Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
Today, I asked a girl that I've been talking to for a couple of weeks out, but immediately got rejected because I'm left handed. I guess I'll leave that part out next time. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
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Corvo_Attano_4 12
Don't worry, she probably just uses that excuse on guys a lot and has been accustomed to do that after being asked out
xxrogerthatxx 19
I think I would've rather read "FIRST".
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Comments (114)
missbrit818 20
YDI for being gay
Sparx1_1 16
Sorry that you got mistaken for a guy OP, but if you're butch or andro looking, then it's going to happen. Don't change who you are or how you look - but don't expect people to automatically know up front that you're female. Just remember that it's not your fault - or theirs. You should have just told her, "I know, that's why I asked you out." and give her a minute to figure it out.
wellshitthen 14
I know that kind of comment stings (I've been on the receiving end of similar statements), don't let it doubt who you are for a second OP! You keep being you, and don't be afraid to ask people out if you fancy them. You will be surprised at how many people will see how awesome you are and will gladly accept your invitation. :)
limabeans101029 21
Are you bisexual by any chance? I've recently discovered that quite a lot of lesbians (not all!!) can be quite prejudiced towards bisexuals, and won't date them because they think of them as "greedy" and are worried that they'll run off to be with a man (very flawed logic, but there you go). Of course, she might have just mistaken you for a man I guess.
classycoop 12
I'm confused
limabeans101029 21
OP is a girl and asked out another girl. This girl then rejected her, using "I'm a lesbian" (or something along those lines) as her reason why. This doesn't make sense, as OP is also a girl.
mistercannon01 3
Are you sure she didn't say " I'm not a lesbian"?
VampOfSavannah 31
Sorry hun. Totally cliche, but there are plenty of fish in the sea. You'll find someone who is right for you! :*
jl_word 10
I guess you're and ugly dike!
heartofhannah 28
I'm a lesbian and #1's comment made me giggle. Also, that sucks OP, I've been there too.
Monika444 1
Chin up! Still plenty of fish in the sea.