Antivax idiot
Today, I got my one year-old daughter vaccinated. My wife tried to leave me, because she's "never felt more betrayed". FML
Today, I got my one year-old daughter vaccinated. My wife tried to leave me, because she's "never felt more betrayed". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for the second day in a row, I was constantly abused, yelled at, insulted, and berated by my wife for "endangering our child's life." I took her to the doctor for a vaccination and flu shot yesterday. FML
Today, after my girlfriend of a year got accidentally pregnant, we were discussing it, and she only just now revealed she thinks vaccines are an evil conspiracy between hospitals and drug companies, and she’s carrying my baby. The next 18 years with this mad woman are not going to go well. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
Today, while preparing to celebrate my daughter's second birthday, we all discovered we got a present: COVID. We're all vaccinated, but still feel like shit. FML
Today, one year after giving my girlfriend an ultimatum that if she aborted our baby, then I would leave, she had the baby… and then left it with me. Now I'm stuck as a single parent while she is out living the high life, wanting nothing to do with either of us. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, I found out my wife's sister is an antivaxxer, and my wife is headed that way too. Our first baby is due next February. FML
Today, I hate the government for starting talking about vaccine passports and mandating the Covid-19 vaccine, because I almost had my wife convinced to go get it, and now she's all, "I'm not doing something they are telling me I have to do. I'm not a sheep." FML
Today, my wife opted for a home birth with a nurse and her mother. Her mother is such a baby-feral, men-are-bastards, hippie feminist dragon that not only did she yell at me when I tried to be in the room, she has now pushed me out of the house. I ended up sat in my car with only one shoe and no phone. FML
Today, I helped deliver the baby belonging to the woman my husband left me for. FML
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manb91uk 22
Divorce and Sue for custody dude... Her refusing to vaccinate your child is actively putting her at risk of death of serious harm.
tmj25789 23
jesus **** is the correct response. I love how people wont vaccinate their children but they are vaccinated. you did the right thing by making sure your child is taken care of. some people need more education.
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Comments (24)
manb91uk 22
Divorce and Sue for custody dude... Her refusing to vaccinate your child is actively putting her at risk of death of serious harm.
dreamingwolf1981 7
actually alot of families choose not to get shots. tons of kids die from them. do you even know whats in yhem?
dreamingwolf1981 7
Actually vaccinations these days are very serious. kids have died because of them. do you even know whats inssd's ide them?
Brad Cummings 5
did... did you really comment twice... and say the same thing both times... but made two seperate spelling mistakes?
tmj25789 23
jesus **** is the correct response. I love how people wont vaccinate their children but they are vaccinated. you did the right thing by making sure your child is taken care of. some people need more education.
mekiswrite 21
I agree, but you can't really call an anti-vaxxer a hypocrite for the simple fact that they probably didn't get a choice in the matter. A one year old can say no to a needle because it's scary, but they don't have the capacity to say no to a vaccine as they don't know what it is or what it is supposed to do.
ViviMage 40
That's because our generation never saw the true horror of smallpox, polio, measles, diphtheria, pertussis, even tetanus. I'd like to see a chicken pox vaccine made, our generation got that and was told it's a normal childhood illness. But what if I never had it and never had all these scars from it? The fact no one has heard of these diseases outside of a textbook because they work is ironically making some people less likely to vaccinate against it.
Rachelc09 9
uuuuhhhh, there IS a chickenpox vaccine already....🤦♀️
darkshadus 10
there is a chicken pox vaccine...I had measles and chicken pox as a child that is the main reason I had my kid vaccinated I didn't want her to go through what I did I had them both at the same time it was a mess
weaboo 12
Even if you can’t call them a hypocrite they are still super stupid for risking their children to deadly disease just to avoid the slight (or nonexistent IDK I didn’t check) to get autism like dude death is not a preferable alternative to autism
Kameron Kriese 11
You are born with autism, not infected with it.
dreamingwolf1981 7
do u know what is in vaccinations?
raven_of_azarath 35
@weaboo vaccines have been proven to not cause autism. But even if they did, is autism really that bad that parents would rather their children die a painful death than have them live with a (usually) manageable disorder?
JasonThorn 23
Keep in mind that the ONE study that suggested that link has been discredited MULTIPLE times and the doctor had falsified data and had his medical license revoked.
eristone 8
There is a chicken pox vaccine. And you can't get autism from vaccines.
ManitobaCanada 2
You're wife is mentally ill, put her in a psych hospital
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
file for divorce you and your daughter don't need stupidity of that level
smartjaguargurl 17
...was she upset that she wasn’t the one to take her/there with you? That’s the only way I could see her not being a complete idiot
ViviMage 40
She likely never saw things like polio to know why we vaccinate and the horrors that happened to people that lived without a vaccine. I have first hand, my aunt's father had polio and we had to build a ramp for the wheelchair. Do you really want to live your life with no working legs like FDR did?? Do you want a lifelong wheelchair bound child for what should be a simple shot to the arm? My sister and fiancé are also immunosuppressed, so they need to ME to take my flu shot so I don't give it to them! Schools and doctors won't admit or see the child without proper vaccines, so the child has to be vaccinated eventually. Some doctors won't make an appt or toss you bodily out the moment you say are anti-vax. Then see an anti-vaccine doctor, go find one, but you're not seeing this pediatrician. There are kids too sick and fragile to handle the vaccine, so it's important that those that can, should! Or your kid that isn't vaxxed can transmit things to the people that legitimately cant handle it. You don't get autism from shots. You don't get the illness from the shot. The kid forgets about the shot soon enough. And IF you stay with this crazy lady that is not putting her daughter's best interests in mind, you better make choices with her on things like pierced earrings. And check the city ordinances on cats and dogs! She won't vaccinate them against rabies! No shot for a cat or dog means if they bite someone, they kill it and dissect the brains to see IF it had rabies at all to warrant the painful injections in the stomach the victim may need to take if they are positive. Or you vaccinate the animal to avoid an early death at the hands of the police and vet.
tounces7 28
Oh god you married an idiot.
boredgirl_02 14
Communication in marriage is key. No matter what the issue is about you two should have talked this over.
1gullible_bugger 34
Maybe they tried. Sounds like OP took it upon himself to ensue his kid was vaccinated because he believed it to be the right thing to do. His daughter will be living proof that vaccinations don't cause things like autism.
tarabella 7
Ffs, let her leave!! Or if you don't want to go that far then never leave your kid alone with her because clearly she doesn't have the kids best interests in mind
acmariner99 25
It’s horrible that this kind of stupidity is contagious ... I don’t understand anti vaccination.