Today, like everyday, I have to ignore the mould in the bathroom, cat shit stuck to the dining room floor, and dirty dishes in the kitchen courtesy of my never-cleaning sister, but today she bitched at me for being gross and unhygenic for double dipping the ice-cream tub, and everyone agreed. FML
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Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
Today, I was called gross by my mother for not cleaning my bathroom. I normally clean it every day, but today it looked clean, and I really needed a break. FML
Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
Today, on our anniversary, my sister bitched me out and made a passive aggressive Facebook post on our page, all because my fiancé didn't want to clean her cat puke on the floor downstairs when she was literally right next to it. FML
Today, my mother guilted me into going with her to have lunch with my eldest brother. He showed up having obviously not showered, with filthy clothes, and the stench of rotten teeth on his breath. She criticises me for every little thing, but makes excuses for him being a jobless slob for 20 years. FML
Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML
Today, my flatmate was once again passive aggressive and angry at me, despite being sweet and pleasant to everyone else. My crime? Putting a baking tray in the dishwasher without scrubbing it first. FML
Today, after a week of working 18-hour days, I finally sat down to eat more than a sandwich. Unfortunately my kitchen has become a mess and I bypassed the clean bowl I'd put on the counter and ate my ice cream out of the cat's dirty food bowl. FML
Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML
Today, my sister-in-law pooped with the bathroom door open until my husband had to tell her to close it, then she came out with unwashed hands and started rooting through the cookies. This isn't even the most unhygienic thing she's done today. FML
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metalhead88 9
And thats when I would call her out on the mold and cat shit
jbuckets_404 39
Just tell 'em: my house, my effing rules. Don't like it? Then clean up all your sh*t first and just maybe I WON'T do it again....
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Comments (8)
James Acosta 8
so what your saying is you are not o ly to lazy to clean yourself, but your fat also.
DKING123456789 16
Double dipping makes you fat?
metalhead88 9
And thats when I would call her out on the mold and cat shit
pscool 11
Who are you George Costanza?!
RichardPencil 32
Shut up, Timmy.
jbuckets_404 39
Just tell 'em: my house, my effing rules. Don't like it? Then clean up all your sh*t first and just maybe I WON'T do it again....
Brightside86 31
Maybe the mold, shit and dishes are your families way of telling you they don't like you being a double dipper, maybe you're the one who is setting the standard here. Be the change you want to see in the world
peterblackmer91 12
If you don't like how her house looks clean it.