oink oink...
Mason, United States
Today, I am 20 weeks pregnant. My fiancé has decided my new nickname will be "Oink Oink". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Richmond, United States
Today, and for the past 38 weeks of my pregnancy, my husband decided to amuse himself by following me around, making whale noises. FML
preggers
Canada
Today, my husband asked me if I was really pregnant or if I was just smuggling cheeseburgers. I'm now referred to as "the hamburgler." I'm only 5 months pregnant. FML
LadyDeadpool88
Laurinburg, United States
Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML
Marcella
United States
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
wmkaz
Sault Sainte Marie, Canada
Today, I am six months pregnant and have been lactating. When I noticed this and pointed it out to my husband, I jokingly stated that I felt like a cow. He then replied. "Oh, you're not a cow. At most you're just a fat pig." He still has no clue why I'm upset. FML
fatbabysyndrome
Port Saint Lucie, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited, and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious, he's been searching for high-calorie foods for babies. FML
Pita
United States
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Anonymous
Herndon, United States
Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm Dad." FML
why
United States
Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML
KittenTitz
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Top comments
Ravensmoon666 19
Oh wow, he's an asshole.
Redoxx_fml 22
What a pig, her fiancé that is
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Comments (121)
Vnzlan_girl 10
being an asshole to a pregnant woman? He's not very bright now it's he? sorry op.
Chris93Jones 20
ex fiance, right?
alliexkat0413 5
I'm 21 weeks so I can understand your frustration! I'm sure he's only trying to make you laugh, hopefully right?
Mzpanda 6
As a woman that's also pregnant, 29 weeks for me, I'd kick his ass. Just saying, it's extremely rude of him!
liger_hug 8
thats medded up and funny
niftyismybitch 21
You could name him ...umm what sound does a jackass make anyway ?
blackonblight 33
What IS the onomatopoeia for braying? Anyone know?
Korra_fml 23
dont donkeys make kind of a "heeyyyhaww" sound?
blackonblight 33
Hmm, well, you could take this as a chance for him to try to prove that rumor a pigs ****** lasts 30 minutes... Yeah I got nothing. Tried to get a joke but... Nothing.
Aweh_Olivia 13
Very insensitive, he doesn't know how sensitive women can be when they're pregnant.
processengineer 9
kick his ass
Shadymutton 7
My Ex husband named me Shamu... Thru all 3 pregnancies, He even had the nerve to question the paternity of the 3rd one... Did I mention he's an EX-husband. Yeah. Dunno why it took me so long to see he's an ass. It's not you- it's HIM.