oink oink...
Mason, United States
Today, I am 20 weeks pregnant. My fiancé has decided my new nickname will be "Oink Oink". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Richmond, United States
Today, and for the past 38 weeks of my pregnancy, my husband decided to amuse himself by following me around, making whale noises. FML
preggers
Canada
Today, my husband asked me if I was really pregnant or if I was just smuggling cheeseburgers. I'm now referred to as "the hamburgler." I'm only 5 months pregnant. FML
LadyDeadpool88
Laurinburg, United States
Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML
Marcella
United States
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
wmkaz
Sault Sainte Marie, Canada
Today, I am six months pregnant and have been lactating. When I noticed this and pointed it out to my husband, I jokingly stated that I felt like a cow. He then replied. "Oh, you're not a cow. At most you're just a fat pig." He still has no clue why I'm upset. FML
fatbabysyndrome
Port Saint Lucie, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited, and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious, he's been searching for high-calorie foods for babies. FML
Pita
United States
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Anonymous
Herndon, United States
Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm Dad." FML
why
United States
Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML
KittenTitz
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
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Ravensmoon666 19
Oh wow, he's an asshole.
Redoxx_fml 22
What a pig, her fiancé that is
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Comments (121)
sarcasticlover 30
think of a weirder name for him....
swimmingcharky 4
idk I think that's a funny cute pet name lol he loves you still :) sounds like something my boyfriend would do :) just being silly I think :)
twiztedone 19
Have you decided that in most states you could get off a murder charge if you prego with a boy?
Caitie_kid 8
What? Is that real?
Frushsgirl 14
I don't know about the legalities with actually getting off of murder charges, but being pregnant with a boy does bring with it violent tendencies. I'm 23wks along with my son right now, before I even knew I was carrying a boy I started having really really really violent dreams. My husband even says that I'm losing my temper far more often than I used to... Nearest I can figure is the extra testosterone from carrying a boy:/
Korra_fml 23
lol i had a boy, and when i was pregnant, i tended to throw things at his father's head... like he made me a sandwich (which i had to guilt him into) but didnt wanna bother with the tomato since he didnt want to find a knife that he could use to cut it... so i threw the whole box of tomatoes at his head...
kelseythompson 27
Being pregnant with a boy is no excuse for being batshit crazy.. the hormones and testosterone are hardly an excuse for muder, that's ridiculous
misslady23 10
When I was pregnant my boyfriend made beeping noises everytime I backed up and honked when I tried moving past something or someone
happyfingers 15
Well.... That's mean...
perdix 31
At 24 weeks, you'll be "moo moo." 30 weeks, you'll be elephant trumpet. From 36 weeks to delivery, you'll be whale clicks and squeaks. Good luck with your calf!
nooneherer 5
As ****** as this, I laughed
perdix 31
He sounds like a pig, so it's looks like you two are... *lowers sunglasses* makin' bacon.
Infinity1337 11
Well you are eating for two.. I think oink oink is appropriate
babyshaft408 8
Wow. ya my sons 24 months old. No bitch your sons 2 yrs old. Why do people do this
bandeek 30
Because say, 15 months and 18 months for a child are very different. And 18 weeks pregnant and 20 weeks pregnant can be different too. Our doctors measure our pregnancy in weeks, and for a while they measure our child's age in months, so we do the same. Unless you're telling us that our doctors are wrong, then stfu.
jlmontgomery 11
Actually doctors stop measuring by months at 2 years of age. And some stop at 18 months. The reason for this is because at certain ages, certain milestones need to be met and medication administration is different and is based on weight and/or age.
worldclassrager 41
Jerk...still going to marry him?