oink oink...
Mason, United States
Today, I am 20 weeks pregnant. My fiancé has decided my new nickname will be "Oink Oink". FML
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LadyDeadpool88
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wmkaz
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Today, I am six months pregnant and have been lactating. When I noticed this and pointed it out to my husband, I jokingly stated that I felt like a cow. He then replied. "Oh, you're not a cow. At most you're just a fat pig." He still has no clue why I'm upset. FML
fatbabysyndrome
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Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited, and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious, he's been searching for high-calorie foods for babies. FML
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Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Anonymous
Herndon, United States
Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm Dad." FML
why
United States
Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML
KittenTitz
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Top comments
Ravensmoon666 19
Oh wow, he's an asshole.
Redoxx_fml 22
What a pig, her fiancé that is
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Comments (121)
chloem103 9
Aw that's mean..
cheshireau 26
And his new nickname will be 'Blue Balls' right?
KoveGames 5
If you're on fml and pregnant, I'm assuming you're 16 and pregnant.. -_- ydi.
Mademoiselle_fml 34
You're implying that only 16-year-olds can use FML? What?
alexxxxxxxx_fml 6
I understand where youre coming OP because women are sensitive especially when theyre pregnant. Trust me though, its always good to have a good sense of humor, it Really sucks when your partner Doesnt have any sense of humor.
heliophobia 13
@112, I understand your point, but I think being pregnant and the fiancé implying she's a pig is not okay. I'd have a hard time having a sense of humor about it if I was in her situation.
Andrai 10
I think this is funny. It's just a nickname you'll laugh about it later and it probably won't last. If you weren't with child that's when it should be take it to heart.
ULie909 8
Keeping it real... Lol.. That's a keeper
illegalbeagle69 23
Nailed it!!
El_Persono 1
Actually, that seems kind of adorable
kobykai 3
Well it is gonna hurt him more than its gonna hurt her. Saying will throw dose hormones in a flurry.